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DeRusto
Friday, October 15, 2004 - 4:24 PM
I'm still not sure what W' means..
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Alright guys.. Friday's comic is finally up now. Turns out Festus wanted me to make today's comic and he conveyed this message to me late last night. Well.. here is a transcript of the fateful conversation.. it is verbatim:
[11:42:45 PM] :-[Festus:-[: W' akid DeRusto tonight?
[11:42:55 PM] :-[Festus:-[: wow, me no do the typey
[11:43:08 PM] ({)NG Rusto(: w' indeed
[11:43:42 PM] :-[Festus:-[: well are w'?
[11:43:51 PM] :-[Festus:-[: :P
[11:44:03 PM] ({)NG Rusto(: yeah
I made the mistake of agreeing to his proposal..whatever it may have been.
Alas, I have learned a very valuable lesson.. and uh..that is not to...umm..
Well, you get the idea..
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Indalecio
Thursday, October 14, 2004 - 7:56 PM
package
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Oh god my eyes!
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Festus
Monday, October 11, 2004 - 2:29 AM
How do minions afford life insurance?
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Seriously, fuck Super Agents, fuck them in the ass. Evil Genius is great, it allows you to get the full evil genius experience, sadly that includes the invincible bothersome hero units, damn you Jet Chan! Daaaaaamn yooooooou!!!
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Festus
Saturday, October 9, 2004 - 9:38 AM
Mood Gorning
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Wow, it's all early and shit. Anywho, last night we ran through some great filmage, well, not so much last night as yesterday. But first, we hit up the Rock, guaranteeing that we will be whistling/humming that music for the next week, then, Con Air, just to make sure we got a decent dose of Nicholas Cage. Once we realized that Con Air's Ramon 'Sally-Can't Dance' Martinez character was played by the very same Renoly Santiago who played Ramon Sanchez/'Phantom Phreak' in Hackers, so the next choice was obvious. After Hackers we were treated to a piece of film history, Ice Pirates, from which a very disturbing discussion of the worst possible forms of castration arose, let's just say, fingernail clippers and two round stones were discussed. After that we plugged in BladeRrunner, I mean, why the hell not? ...the end.
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Festus
Friday, October 8, 2004 - 3:25 AM
Dark forces at work, part 2
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Yes, it may not have happened exactly like this, but our stove is possessed. Little did I know that a simple pot of water preparing to boil on the stove would lead to the unleashing of a force like no other. As I resumed my sitting, the apartment was filled with a strange aura and the sound of explosion, upon entering the kitchen area I noticed that the coil of the stove had decided it didn't like the pot, blowing a section of itself, and therefore of the pot, into shrapnelian oblivion. After removing the newly ventilated pot and segmented coil we decided the water and bits of metallic death should probably be cleaned up, I had begun to start wiping off the stovetop when I discovered a strange pain in my teeth, and the rest of my body, I'll let you know when the twitching stops.
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Indalecio
Wednesday, October 6, 2004 - 4:43 PM
Just a note
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I'm not missing my arms in this one, they're behind the couch.
at least, I sure hope so.
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Festus
Wednesday, October 6, 2004 - 1:18 AM
Dark forces at work, part 1
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Dun-dun-dun...
I'm done.
Yay for conquering the world! Slamb and DeRusto can tell you much more about it though, since I am currently an island or two short of a secret base. In real life, however, I have almost completed my preparations for conquering Australia. Go forth my hamster minions!
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DeRusto
Monday, October 4, 2004 - 12:51 PM
Combovers, Karaoke and the five second rule..
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CNN has an article on some of the latest Nobel prize winners among which are the inventor of the combover hairstyle and the inventor of karaoke. Also, a woman investigated the validity of the '5-second rule' when it comes to dropped food and found it to be true. Read the article already!!
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Festus
Monday, October 4, 2004 - 1:08 AM
A matter of pride?
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Hello all, today's comic is based loosely on actual events, some of the names have been changed, except of course Kevin Sorbos'. While perusing our local WalMart we found ourselves in a conversation revolving around someone we know who claims to be related to Kevin Sorbo. Then, as I was about to question the statement, it dawned on me, would anyone really make that up? I mean, I wouldn't believe anyone who said they were related to Tom Cruise, or Nicole Kidman, but... Kevin Sorbo! That, and on a completely unrelated note, I don't know whether I really want to see The Grudge or hide in my closet every time the trailer comes on TV. I like to be scared, but damn, the trailer freaks the shit out of me!
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Slamb
Saturday, October 2, 2004 - 11:28 PM
I IS GREAT!
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I AM SO GREAT
I AM SO GREAT
SMRT
SMRT
errr...
I mean SMART!
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Indalecio
Friday, October 1, 2004 - 5:23 PM
Fable
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I'd give the whole damn town to know just what the hell you're talking about, and why we have no pictures of your harem of wives yet!
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DeRusto
Friday, October 1, 2004 - 4:01 PM
A new meaning for the term 'stick-up'
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Either this man is a genius or he took the phrase "This is a stick-up" a little too literally. Regardless, here is a news story about his recent robbery attempts.
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Festus
Friday, October 1, 2004 - 1:15 AM
I'd give up my own mother...
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Fable comic numba' two, those of you playing Fable know exactly what I am talking about here, as far as we can tell, no one knows exactly how to get Skorm's bow, while one person may only have to sacrifice a handful of individuals, another may have to empty an entire town, this paradox wouldn't bother me so much if I HAD THE DAMN BOW! Oh well, at least I got what I have dubbed Old Absolution, all I had to do was donate a rather large amount of gold to the Temple of Avo. I'm sure you'd all love nothing more than to be regaled with the tales of the legendary hero formerly known as Piemaster, but I'm sure you have better things to do... well, go do them.
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Festus
Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 1:23 AM
Bow down before the Almighty Hair!
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Kickass, here's today's comic, the joy we here at dioramastudios are feeling right now is indescribable, it's about damn time everyone realized that Conan's the shizzy! And yes, I'm sorry I said shizzy, now go buy Walking Tall! It's the shizzy!
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Festus
Monday, September 27, 2004 - 1:07 AM
Battlefield with a Sarlacc pit!
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Hey everbuddy, here's today's comic for you. Been immersing ourselves in the gamage this weekend, whatwith the Star Wars Battlefront, and the Warhammer 40k: Dawn of War, and the Fablage, in fact, something is amiss, our apartment is currently without a running Fable quest, this wrong must be righted!
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DeRusto
Friday, September 24, 2004 - 3:41 AM
Someone will be punished for this..
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Today's comic deals with the fact that there is no Stan Lee cameo in The Punisher. The comic is a fairly accurate depiction of the events except Festus was the suicidal one in reality. I think he changed it up a bit to save his own grace a little.
In entirely unrelated news...we just saw a commercial for Donkey Konga and decided to look up a list of songs that will be on it. Well, the first site I found was this Dutch site telling a tale of such hits as 'Oye Come Va', 'Rock Lobster', 'Wild Thing' and 'We Will Rock You' being included. Of course, this information was apparently posted in May but it is promising nonetheless.
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Festus
Wednesday, September 22, 2004 - 2:20 AM
Women of Fable 1.0.1.
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Weeheehee, Fable fun, Fable fun! I likes the Fable! Yay! Anyway, Fable is pretty badass so far, you can do so much, from marry multiple women, and/or men, and horn in on their business earnings, or you can join your friendly neighborhood fight club. I have observed Slamb in the process of his quest of, uh... I think they call it good, but me, I'm off to go flirt with little kids and kill women for +14 evil deeds.
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Slamb
Monday, September 20, 2004 - 2:10 AM
Warhammer 40k and Blue
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Well with my computer upgrade came with blue screens of death i thought i should quench my bloodlust so i found this demo of a new Warhammer 40k game called Dawn of War.
not to mention Festus's unhealty love for Xenomorphic critters he went out and gots a Xenomorphic army to rival my Strong wood elf army!
well you can get this kick ass demo off of file planet (it might take a while)
-slamb
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Festus
Monday, September 20, 2004 - 2:08 AM
Mmmm, War...
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Here be today's comic, getting to mess around with the Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War Demo... I am impressed, if not arroused, just the video intro was enough to induce a coma.
As a fun little side-bar for you, while I was looking for the blue screen of death on Google I found this image. :P
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Festus
Friday, September 17, 2004 - 3:05 AM
It could be worse
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Hi everyone, happy Friday, hope you're enjoying the Fridayness, I know I am, in case you didn't notice I'm just stalling to make this empty post seem longer, so here's your comic and here's my apology, what? Come on, that fuckin' cool!
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DeRusto
Wednesday, September 15, 2004 - 2:49 AM
Too bad we can't properly convey the "gimp hop"
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With the impending release of Half-Life 2 finally(hopefully) upon us, we have left it unto ourselves to become more familiar with mapping for the game. Using legitimately released development tools we have managed to build a digital replica of our apartment complex for Half-Life 2. Of course, during the building process we became curious about the various enemies in the game. It seems they have added something called the fast zombie to the roster. These creatures are rather creepy when you first see them, especially for the initial lunge as they attempt to devour your face, but following this intimidating first impression, they proceed to strike very odd and perhaps uncomfortable poses which they maintain as they hop after you. We have dubbed this behaviour the "gimp hop". This simply ruins the effect the zombies are trying to create and they turn from menacing death beasts into silly pink bunnies for you to play with. Alright, maybe not literally but nonetheless they are fun play things. With hope, they will have such animations fixed by release day.
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Festus
Monday, September 13, 2004 - 1:42 AM
They're back
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Hey everyone, here's comic, would type more, but playing Fire Red and Leaf... we playing, you go do now, you buy.
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Festus
Saturday, September 11, 2004 - 2:19 AM
Apocalypse WOW
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Damn, I just, just... damn. I mean, the-the... damn.... a-and... damn...
Wow, Resident Evil: Apocalypse was pretty freakin' holyshitastic, possibly the best video game film ever. It had what we all wanted, blood, guts, guns and girls... and the token black guy, the Russian guy and the scoop-hungry news lady. This movie has got to have some of my favorite reviews to date. First, some people made some very good points. "Should please the target audience."_Robert Dominguez. "Shines in comparison to other entries in the lamest current genre of film: videogame-based movies."_Chris Hewitt.
Then there were, of course, the nay-sayers, "...one of the most annoying, redundant and uninteresting movies of the year."_JoBlo, yeah, good call JoBlo, none of us were interested in the least, I was actually quilting while I watched it. Some people didn't even seem to have watched the movie before reviewing it, "...the zombies have been replaced as a threat by a hulking mutant...who looks like the love child of the feuding monsters in `Alien vs. Predator.'"_Josh Larson. Yeah, the zombies weren't threatening at all, they weren't threatening when they killed the first dozen people, or the second dozen people, and especially the third dozen people, fuck you Mr. I play Daikatana.
Then some just suck. "There are a lot of "ewwwwww" moments."_Nell Minow. The fuckin' shithell what? It's a ZOMBIE MOVIE, would you prefer they sit down and settle their disputes over fucking tea and crumpets!? "Okay, it ain't Shakespeare, not to mention Romero; but did we really need a scene in which a cop BUNGEE-JUMPS from a helicopter, both guns blazing?"_Jon Beifuss. ...YES! "No one looking for nonstop violence, galloping gore, end-of- days-style hysteria or dogs slathered in barbecue sauce will come away disappointed."_John Anderson. This is a bad review? "The film, based on a popular shoot-'em-up computer game..."_Colin Cockbite. Shoot'em up? Have you ever PLAYED a Resident Evil game? Shoot'em up!? Damn you, I'm leaving.
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