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Festus
Monday, November 15, 2004 - 1:24 AM
My name is Festus, and I have a problem
I noticed recently that I have become addicted to WoW, it may have been the 18 hours of straight game play, or the fact that I keep typing /p, /s and /w in MSN, it could even have been my random attacks on local dogs for their meat, I don't know, but what I do know is it must stop... one more hour wouldn't hurt...

Indalecio
Saturday, November 13, 2004 - 1:23 AM
Half-Life 2
http://www.gamespot.com/features/6112889/?q=1&tag=gs_hp_topslot_click






Everybody read that. I want to go visit Valve and give everyone there a great big hug.


Festus
Friday, November 12, 2004 - 4:16 AM
Words of WoW
Today's comic is meant as a, learning thingy, to show the stuff... go play more WoW now.

Festus
Wednesday, November 10, 2004 - 3:11 AM
What'd you expect?
Seriously, World of WarCraft open beta AND Halo 2? You're lucky I spent this much time away from gaming bliss.




P.S. screw File Planet, screw it with a sharpened spoon.


Indalecio
Monday, November 8, 2004 - 5:10 AM
Yes audience,
You are correct. We need to lay off the drugs.

Slamb
Monday, November 8, 2004 - 1:17 AM
Brad Pitt Fixed my comp
Well I got a replacement mobo for my comp and it just didnt want to work so i
worked on it all night and i went to bed all pissed off and the solution came to me in a dream...


The following is a transcript of my conversation with Indal about it:



[11:09:11 PM] Slamb//Wants: i figured out what was wrong


[11:09:12 PM] Indalecio.Ku: Auto-Message: I'm using a web based


version of MSN - http://www.e-messenger.net


[11:09:34 PM] Indalecio.Ku: what was it?


[11:09:51 PM] Slamb//Wants: one of my sticks of ram wasnt compatable


with the board


[11:10:53 PM] Indalecio.Ku: Yeah, I figured it could've been ram, but


brandon said it all worked in the other board.


[11:11:26 PM] Slamb//Wants: the funny thing is how i figured it out


[11:11:34 PM] Slamb//Wants: it came to me in a dream


[11:12:07 PM] Slamb//Wants: i was talking to brad pitt about my comp


[11:12:34 PM] Indalecio.Ku: hahahahahahahahahaahhahah


[11:12:38 PM] Indalecio.Ku: holy shit, that's great.


[11:13:11 PM] Slamb//Wants: he told me that it had to be ram because


windows and windows set up loads it seft in to the ram


to function efficently


[11:13:46 PM] Indalecio.Ku: wow, now I want a tech dream with Brad


Pitt.



freaky huh


-slamb


DeRusto
Friday, November 5, 2004 - 8:54 AM
The Dreams of Many
In recent news, an F-16 pilot missed his mark by a few miles during a practice run and strafed an elementary school. The school sits a mere 3.5 miles away from the target range. Can someone please tell me who OK'ed the plans to build the school there? Seriously, people. :P




Well, nobody was hurt during the attack, but I'm sure more than a few elemetary school students dreams were fulfilled that evening.


Festus
Friday, November 5, 2004 - 2:21 AM
The good, the bad, and the whiney
Hey everybody, election time be over, looks like Bush in in for another stint, but damn, that was one frickin' close election, too bad we don't do it more often, once a month would be fun. As for our election, I'm glad Howie won, I'm all for going to Washington

Festus
Wednesday, November 3, 2004 - 1:32 AM
Tough Decision, 2004
He's got my vote, but anyway, I hope everyone got out and did the voting thing yesterday, right now it's pretty neck-and-neck, and I'm looking to engage in head-to-pillow, so goodnight.

Festus
Monday, November 1, 2004 - 1:26 AM
That's not just mud they're slinging
Hope everyone enjoyed their Halloween, mine wasn't too shabby, mind-numbing homework balanced out by a myriad of bad horror movies on Sci-Fi channel's Halloween Movie Marathon. These classics were nothing less than interupted by those lovable political ads that leave us screaming for monarchy, so today's comic, of course, is not without its political content.

Festus
Friday, October 29, 2004 - 1:38 AM
Happy Ha... what the hell was that!?
Happy Halloween everyone, even though most of us don't know it yet the DS crew will be having a Halloween horror movie binge this weekend, there will be Ringage, there will be zombieage, there will be Bruce Campbell...age, oh, and The Grudge...




...age




Holy shit, I just realized racecar is spelled the same forward and backward.


DeRusto
Thursday, October 28, 2004 - 5:20 PM
No..
No I won't..

Festus
Wednesday, October 27, 2004 - 2:57 AM
They're like murdering MacGyvers
Since DeRusto loves this kind of comic so much, here's uh, this kind of comic. You should really watch Case Closed, DeRusto will tell you why.

Festus
Monday, October 25, 2004 - 1:08 AM
Haha, woody
Here's today's comic, I am very impressed with Team America World Police, it seems to be doing considerably well, since, you know, people apparently hate all movies now.

Festus
Friday, October 22, 2004 - 9:18 AM
Different strokes
Today's comic for ya, sorry about the wait there, our building is evil so, yeah. Greg the Bunny!

DeRusto
Friday, October 22, 2004 - 4:41 AM
Title of today's comic...
Hey everyone! Mediacom just now got our internet connection back up and running so I figured I would post something to commemorate this event. I would also post the comic but..uh.. Festus has it..and I think he's sleeping or something. I CAN tell you that it has something to do with stormtroopers.. or at least it did 5 hours ago, he may have totally changed it up since then. But I guess you will just have to wait until Festus posts it to find out now won't you? Yeah, that's what I thought..

Festus
Thursday, October 21, 2004 - 10:35 AM
Excellent
Yes! Down with capitolism! I mean, yay us!

DeRusto
Thursday, October 21, 2004 - 3:06 AM
And the award goes to..
Yes, we have succeeded in bringing forth the least cohesive series of posts by all 4 of us.. I would like to thank the viewers, for without you..none of this would have been possible. Thank you again! Thanks! Alright, what was that.. get off the stage? *sigh* alright....

Slamb
Wednesday, October 20, 2004 - 9:13 AM
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Guh?

Festus
Wednesday, October 20, 2004 - 8:57 AM
++
Duh... Penguin Boy.

Indalecio
Wednesday, October 20, 2004 - 8:55 AM
umm...
Yeah man, I don't get it either.

DeRusto
Wednesday, October 20, 2004 - 1:27 AM
potable
Yeah.. it's just better that you don't ask..

Festus
Wednesday, October 20, 2004 - 1:15 AM
vaccin soufflant de grippe
I offer you no explination.

Festus
Monday, October 18, 2004 - 1:02 AM
That's why Koga's so uptight
Good Monday everyone, today's comic addresses an issue all of us have pondered at one point or another, "Why is the Shikon jewel so powerful?" Fortunately, a unanimous decision has been reached, and by unanimous I mean I have decided that it must be radioactive, it is some sort of compact power generator for an alien ship that crash-landed during the feudal era. Come on, it's obvious isn't it?




Anywho, in my usual act of preaching to the choir, I hope everyone enjoyed the first installment of The Peacekeeper Wars last night. Ah, Farscape, we loveses it.


Festus
Friday, October 15, 2004 - 5:26 PM
Is not me do how it
Hey now, I do gooder typing than that does me to, and we shows, we shows.

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