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Festus
Friday, September 10, 2004 - 1:05 AM
w00t^200!
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Awright, this day is lookin' to be pretty great, first and foremost, our 200th comic! Yay! And we haven't killed each other yet, except for all... those times... that we did. But that's beside the point, not only do we get to enjoy the fact that our archive is now two-hundred strong, but our internet gets a nice kick in the pants today, in that we will no longer be breaking an laws, as far as internet is concerned. Damn, I talk a lot, oh well, moving on, another bigass plus about tomorrow is the fact that we're going to go see Mo'Fo'in' Resident Evil: Apocalypse! Now Lucy Liu and Uma Thurman just have to show up with the chips and dip.
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Festus
Wednesday, September 8, 2004 - 1:19 AM
The dome of much goodness hath return... eth
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Word yo, the ball is back, aside from that much has been goin' down lately, although we did enjoy a good movie night consisting of The Punisher and The Black Scorpion, trust me, watch the second one in a group, it's great, well I guess there's nothing wrong with The Punisher in a group, but yeah. Let's see, news... news... uh... Here, I had this one completely prepared, yes, I researched and, bibliography... niner... just laugh at the dumb robber.
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Festus
Monday, September 6, 2004 - 1:12 AM
Aurra Singin' the blues
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So yeah, hadn't seen these guys for a while, they were gettin' pissy and jealous, I try not to piss off the cast, I've seen Toy Story and The Puppet Master a few too many times. Since I have somehow stumbled back into my area of expertiece-w00t! Oblongs! Sorry, I shouldn't watch TV while preparing a post. Anyway, Open Water was a slight let-down, there were some pretty intense moments though. I still haven't gone to see Anacondas yet, mainly because no one else is willing to go with me, but screw them. I swear sometime we'll have actual news for you, sometime that's not now, and maybe not tomorrow, could be tomorrow, but it's not likely, unless... no, no it's not very likely.
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DeRusto
Saturday, September 4, 2004 - 7:22 PM
Everyone else was doing it..
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So yeah, Starcraft.. turns out Festus is a real freak when it comes to making maps. Always with the crazy shit and the miniscule amounts of local mineral deposits. What a rat bastard. I suppose it's not all bad though, I mean.. it can make for some interesting gameplay options at the least. In other news, Command and Conquer: Generals is playing really laggy lately and that makes me sad.
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Indalecio
Friday, September 3, 2004 - 7:04 PM
'toss
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That's right. Protoss are the devil. Only nasty wicked ones play protoss. Nasty, false, tricksy ones. Those same ones stole my precious. Protoss stoles it from us they did... wicked Protoss... we'll get revenge on them precious... gouge out their nasty eyes we will...
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Festus
Friday, September 3, 2004 - 3:09 AM
Friends don't let friends use Protoss
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Hey everbuddie, Todays comic just goes to show how different people tend to use different tactics when waging war and whatnot. Last night Slamb and I duked it out for over four hours, Dabney was there too I guess :P. I, adopting the Alabama Tick tactic, and Slamb, utilizing the Zap Brannigan strategy. Fun was had by all, except the scads of corpses lying about the desert, they'd probably been better. Anywho, got to see some Pikmin 2 today, I was entertained... that is all... stop reading... now... stop reading now... now damnit!
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DeRusto
Wednesday, September 1, 2004 - 1:15 AM
Batman strikes again!
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Hey everyone, I can only imagine that you can find the newest comic right here..you know, since its not up yet. I just wanted to beat Festus to the punch.
Anyway, I'm really posting to tell you about Batman's latest project. It would seem vengeance is needed at birthday parties everywhere as Batman swoops in to eat some cake and promptly leave the scene. Be forewarned all ye villians with upcoming birthdays...Batman may show up and give you more...or less..than you bargained for on your special day.
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DeRusto
Monday, August 30, 2004 - 2:57 AM
Guns & Nachos
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New comic deals with a little annoyance most of you may have experienced if you have ever subscribed to a magazine before. You should know what I'm talking about already...
Also, Saturday was movie binge day! Only 4 movies but I think that qualifies as a binge. It did take 10 hours to see all of them.
First up, we went and saw I, Robot again at the dollar theater.. good times all around. After that we cruised over to el expensivo teatro to see Collateral which was awesome if I do say so myself. It's not very often that you get to see Tom Cruise play a bad guy. When that was over we rushed back to the magnificent dollar theater for King Arthur which I enjoyed thoroughly. Finally, we had to rush ourselves to the Varsity for a late night showing of Pulp Fiction. Maximum w00tage there. So yeah, good times were had by all that night.
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Festus
Saturday, August 28, 2004 - 5:15 PM
w00t!
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MOVIE BINGE! We'll let you know how it goes.
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Indalecio
Saturday, August 28, 2004 - 4:02 PM
hey
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He pick up English pretty quick, better than I, cuz I doen it long time and me still no does it good. It hard with letter that does this... with the thing. There's two o them.
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Festus
Friday, August 27, 2004 - 3:12 PM
Hey,
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Shut up, I kan spell gud.
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DeRusto
Friday, August 27, 2004 - 4:23 AM
Yeah..
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It's just too bad Festus doesn't know how to spell 'annual'.
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Festus
Friday, August 27, 2004 - 2:08 AM
There can be only one!
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Howdy, today's comic reflects on the beatdown supplied over the last year or so to STIKFAS, not to mention most of the rest of the toy industry, by the good ol' LEGO people, hey, at least STIKFAS has done better than K'Nex did.
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Festus
Wednesday, August 25, 2004 - 1:45 AM
TYJDD, numba' tree
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Hey everbuddie, here's another edition of TYJDD. A little bit of movie news for you today, Hero comes out on Friday... what? I said "A Little." Oh, I see you want more, hahaha! Look back on your greed and feel regret!
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DeRusto
Monday, August 23, 2004 - 12:08 AM
Where's the Art?
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The new comic was inspired remotely by this news article. So yeah...to add some randomness to this news post..
Here is VanDamme dancing

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Indalecio
Saturday, August 21, 2004 - 6:41 PM
yeah, totally.
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Blue-Helix brought it down one day and kinda never came back to pick it up. That reminds me...
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DeRusto
Friday, August 20, 2004 - 3:29 PM
Since when??
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You actually had a copy of it? :P
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Indalecio
Friday, August 20, 2004 - 10:26 AM
so...
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Did you guys find my copy of AvP 2 or what? Because I don't remember where I put it.
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Festus
Friday, August 20, 2004 - 2:02 AM
Ok, maybe not exactly how it happened
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Hi everyone, we here at dioramastudios have been on a pretty badass binge lately, in the last few days we have blown through Predator, Alien, Aliens, Alien3, Alien Resurrection, Basic(We had to take some kind of break), The Thing and Men in Black. We also have been hittin' the AVP 2 death match pretty heavy. Oh, and DeRusto found this bunny-eared bliss for us to enjoy, possibly the greatest Alien parody in history. All this alien goodness brought to you by Alien vs. Predator, what some call obsession, we call... ah screw it, back to skittering down hallways as a face hugger :P.
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Festus
Wednesday, August 18, 2004 - 2:06 AM
Can we really go "live?"
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Hey everybody, Wouldn't it be great to get the skinny from the big guy himself? And no, I don't mean Howard Dean. I just can't get over the fact that Resident Evil: Apocalypse is almost here!!!1! Before I go I'll throw you a news tidbit, that is why Winnie the Pooh pretends to be a rain cloud.
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Indalecio
Tuesday, August 17, 2004 - 10:15 AM
well then
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when is the quiz?
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Festus
Tuesday, August 17, 2004 - 2:08 AM
Good morning all
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Just wanted to take a moment to give you a random obscure act(or/ress) of the day, but don't expect this every day, okay? Gotta admire someone who can play a school teacher and the Wendel mother, if you don't want to look, here's the only picture I came accross.
What?
Do you want something else?
No, screw you.
I said back off!
Fine, take this!
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DeRusto
Monday, August 16, 2004 - 3:06 PM
DeRusto's Surprise English Lesson!
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Bahahaha, hey everyone, its about time you guys learned something morst useful about your crazy English language. Read this and remember it cause there will be a quiz later...
Kudos is one of those words like congeries that look like plurals but are etymologically singular. Acknowledging the Greek history of the term requires "Kudos is (not are) due her for her brilliant work on the score". But kudos has often been treated as a plural, especially in the popular press, as in "She received many kudos for her work". This plural use has given rise to the singular form kudo. These innovations follow the pattern whereby the English words pea and cherry were shortened from nouns ending in an (s) sound (English pease and French cerise), that were mistakenly thought to be plural. The singular kudo remains far less common than the plural use; both are often viewed as incorrect in more formal contexts. It is worth noting that even people who are careful to treat kudos only as a singular often pronounce it as if it were a plural. Etymology would require that the final consonant be pronounced as a voiceless (s), as we do in pathos, another word derived from Greek, rather than as a voiced (z).
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Festus
Monday, August 16, 2004 - 3:04 AM
A twenty-one eggbeater salute
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I was sad when I heard the news about our dear friend Julia, first Bob Ross, now Julia, who's next, Gene Chalet? While I've moved within close proximity of the topic of movie critics, please take a moment to enjoy some good ol' ignorance, extra crispy. Ok, ok, I know, everyone IS entitled to their own opinion... except when it conflicts with mine.
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