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December 2005

• December 2

August 2005

• August 29

July 2005

• July 1
• July 8
• July 18
• July 20
• July 25
• July 27

June 2005

• June 6
• June 13
• June 15
• June 17
• June 20
• June 27

May 2005

• May 9
• May 21
• May 23
• May 25
• May 27

April 2005

• April 1
• April 4
• April 6
• April 8
• April 13 — RAIDING PARTY!!!
• April 15
• April 18
• April 25
• April 26
• April 29

March 2005

• March 2
• March 4
• March 7
• March 9
• March 14
• March 15
• March 16
• March 18
• March 21
• March 23
• March 25
• March 30

February 2005

• February 2 — A return to normalitacy
• February 4 — I won't tell if you don't
• February 7
• February 9
• February 11
• February 14
• February 16
• February 18
• February 21
• February 23
• February 25

January 2005

• January 3 — It's coming out of my nose!
• January 5 — Don't you just love Iowa winter?
• January 7 — Morbid Fixinations
• January 10 — I'll do it, I swear
• January 14 — A perfectly logical explanation
• January 17 — The immination of the returnination
• January 19 — Haha, screwing attack
• January 21 — Teh Oh nooos
• January 24 — RE: 4, Feng Shui nightmare
• January 26 — As if it wasn't evil enough..
• January 28 — Dun-dun-dun...
• January 31 — Return of the... too early for parody

December 2004

• December 1 — Cramming session in 5... 4... 3...
• December 3 — A hatred like no other
• December 6 — You Dumbass!!
• December 8 — Almost as dumb as an absence of raptor heads
• December 10 — You come up with something better the week before finals at five AM!
• December 13 — So... I can't name my character Commander ROFLSpock?
• December 15 — Fuitard
• December 17 — Bad Karma
• December 20 — Something about Adam West
• December 22 — Never Fear
• December 24 — Does that come with a receipt??
• December 27 — Where's de presents?
• December 29 — All this over some Silverleaf??
• December 31 — Dear Indal,

November 2004

• November 1 — That's not just mud they're slinging
• November 3 — Tough Decision, 2004
• November 5 — The good, the bad, and the whiney
• November 8 — Is there anything Brad can't do?
• November 10 — What'd you expect?
• November 12 — Words of WoW
• November 15 — My name is Festus, and I have a problem
• November 17 — The shortest path between two points isn't always improvision
• November 19 — Get it, got it, good lord
• November 22 — The more the merrier
• November 24 — Everybody's doing it
• November 26 — I like potatoes
• November 29 — Mmm, spiced ham...

October 2004

• October 1 — I'd give up my own mother...
• October 4 — A matter of pride?
• October 6 — Dark forces at work, part 1
• October 8 — Dark forces at work, part 2
• October 11 — How do minions afford life insurance?
• October 13 — The Package is lost
• October 15 — I'm still not sure what W' means..
• October 18 — That's why Koga's so uptight
• October 20 — vaccin soufflant de grippe
• October 22 — Different strokes
• October 25 — Haha, woody
• October 27 — They're like murdering MacGyvers
• October 29 — Happy Ha... what the hell was that!?

September 2004

• September 1 — Doom 3 would be an X-file, right?
• September 3 — Friends don't let friends use Protoss
• September 6 — Aurra Singin' the blues
• September 8 — The dome of much goodness hath return... eth
• September 10 — I'm not gonna tell him about the two
• September 13 — They're back
• September 15 — Too bad we can't properly convey the "gimp hop"
• September 17 — It could be worse
• September 20 — Mmmm, War...
• September 22 — Women of Fable 1.0.1.
• September 24 — Someone will be punished for this..
• September 27 — Battlefield with a Sarlacc pit!
• September 29 — Bow down before the Almighty Hair!

August 2004

• August 2 — Movin' on in
• August 4 — Neutral no more
• August 6 — La... on... duh-rye? Part 1
• August 9 — La... on... duh-rye? Part 2
• August 11 — All just fun and games?
• August 13 — Kaooy Nirthcay!
• August 16 — A twenty-one eggbeater salute
• August 18 — Can we really go "live?"
• August 20 — Ok, maybe not exactly how it happened
• August 23 — Where's the Art?
• August 25 — TYJDD, numba' tree
• August 27 — There can be only one!
• August 30 — Guns & Nachos

July 2004

• July 4 — Lazy? Us?
• July 7 — Welcome to Fileplanet
• July 9 — C2, is two betta!
• July 12 — White dust of black oily death!
• July 14 — TYJDD, the second comage
• July 16 — Diplomacy with a capitol K
• July 19 — Fight Club, that and Orcania of Time
• July 21 — It's not always a sixty year old man
• July 23 — Open heart, easy target
• July 26 — The creation process
• July 28 — Topwise, topwise!!
• July 30 — ♪ Tell me somethin' good ♫

June 2004

• June 2 — Something's fishy here
• June 4 — Chaos knows a fancy word?
• June 7 — Cliques
• June 9 — There's a little Riddick in all of us
• June 11 — T is for Tiberius
• June 14 — Ebay - So Very Useful
• June 16 — Let the hunt begin!
• June 18 — Shout out to the cullinary peeps
• June 21 — Well, Duh!
• June 25 — The P is for precious
• June 28 — Just because you're paraniod doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
• June 30 — All is fair in love and Warcraft

May 2004

• May 3 — Part one, the mischief
• May 5 — Part two, the macabre
• May 7 — TYJDD, the first
• May 10 — Festus, such a lazy-ass scamp
• May 12 — Festus, warrior princess.. I mean webdesigner
• May 14 — What is it with that song and the pool table?
• May 17 — THE prime directive
• May 19 — Mother Russia
• May 21 — This is what you get
• May 24 — Dirty Pleasures
• May 26 — Like a ferret with a tube sock
• May 28 — Heehee, beer make do funny
• May 31 — CATaclysm II

April 2004

• April 2 — We have to deal with this all the time
• April 5 — Great Minds Think Alike..
• April 7 — Creamy nugget juju
• April 9 — It's better when left unexplained
• April 12 — I prefer the dreary forests of Dathomir
• April 14 — I guess they rate movies for a reason
• April 16 — Abandonment issues? Maybe
• April 19 — Not quite a smoke alarm
• April 21 — Prank Throne Call
• April 23 — Cardboard luvvin'
• April 26 — Introducing Slamb and DeRusto!
• April 28 — Why the Sith drink tea
• April 30 — Not information so much as... avocation, or pickles

March 2004

• March 1 — They pick Episode I to run against the Academy Awards?
• March 3 — Destination : Somewhere
• March 5 — No sopa para usted!
• March 8 — Shot down in the line of duty
• March 10 — When Martha met Marge
• March 12 — No MTV for a day and a half!?
• March 13 — Spring break comic thingy 2004!
• March 14 — Guesto comico numero dos: parte uno!
• March 15 — Guesto comico numero dos: parte dos!
• March 16 — The other kind of break..
• March 17 — Why try?
• March 18 — Is it Saturday yet?
• March 19 — Is partay in the dictionary?
• March 22 — Guesto Comico Numero Tres!
• March 24 — Zombification
• March 26 — If you play with the big dogs...
• March 29 — Well, he technically IS a bastard
• March 31 — I needs my fix!

February 2004

• February 2 — Why people really watch the Super Bowl
• February 4 — The truth shall set you free, unless it doesn't
• February 6 — Thanks a lot Justin!
• February 11 — I'll title you!
• February 13 — SGD Day
• February 16 — Good ol' cordial cow hearts
• February 18 — Not so much feeling better as not feeling worse
• February 20 — The Ash Effect
• February 25 — Guest comic numero uno!
• February 27 — What are black and white and die all over?

January 2004

• January 2 — Not the pillow kind
• January 5 — Excorsizing Messenger Plus! Sponsor
• January 7 — Marathon(mar'e-thon') A slow and painful death
• January 9 — Hotdog anyone?
• January 12 — For Everything Else, There's Penguin Mints
• January 14 — CATaclysm
• January 16 — I've got too much *clap-clap* time on my hands...
• January 19 — Two more than five less than two more than a hundred comics
• January 21 — One more than the last
• January 23 — In the heat of the moment?
• January 26 — Time and time instead?
• January 28 — Red, like the fires of hell
• January 30 — A CO count of 72 is a bad thing?

December 2003

• December 1 — Our lot in life
• December 3 — One is the, yeah, you know the rest
• December 5 — Whine and dine
• December 8 — Your mom
• December 10 — My name is... what?
• December 12 — For everything else, there's Redfield
• December 15 — Can't we all just, get along?
• December 17 — Crazy like a Fox!
• December 19 — Move over Ventura
• December 22 — Holiday shopping, check your soul at the door
• December 24 — One too many eggnogs
• December 26 — What the hell is a baker's dozen?
• December 29 — Insert witty holidayish title here
• December 31 — Occupation: jerkass

November 2003

• November 2 — We have a basement?
• November 5 — The revolution will be televised
• November 7 — Here I sit, brokenhearted, put together my shit, but it never started.
• November 14 — Insanity or waffles?
• November 17 — Not the Jack Black Version
• November 19 — Waiting is the hardest part
• November 20 — Haha, crazy inebriation
• November 24 — With great power...
• November 26 — All around us indeed
• November 28 — 40-60 Somewhat Manageable Steps.

October 2003

• October 1 — Monopoly, family game or cultic tool?
• October 2 — U.M.B.R.I.A.A. I couldn't resist
• October 3 — Movin' on up
• October 4 — Haha, Indal's in the screen, heeheehee!
• October 5 — Good ol' china dolls
• October 6 — Wrong place, wrong time, wrong species
• October 7 — The brew, nectar of the... uh, us
• October 8 — Good old eBay tards
• October 9 — FLCL, that's all you need to know
• October 10 — Don't ask, don't tell, part one
• October 11 — Don't ask, don't tell, part two
• October 12 — Don't ask, don't tell, part three
• October 13 — So you're saying it's not free?
• October 14 — No Excuse!
• October 15 — S.L.A.M.B. part one
• October 16 — S.L.A.M.B. part two
• October 17 — S.L.A.M.B. part three
• October 18 — S.L.A.M.B. part four
• October 19 — S.L.A.M.B. part five
• October 20 — Stan Lee, genius or unky-perve?
• October 21 — We've all got some problems
• October 22 — A sick and twisted trick indeed
• October 23 — Fixing or FIXing?
• October 24 — cnwvoben5vy
• October 25 — It's just a damn baseball!
• October 28 — Tarentino, a man, some money, a lotta good shit!
• October 31 — Tenacity at its best

September 2003

• September 1 — Interior by Daemonicus, part three
• September 2 — Is your name on it? Part one
• September 3 — Is your name on it? Part two
• September 4 — Is your name on it? Part three
• September 5 — Smelly brown book
• September 6 — Basic logic
• September 7 — Damn Telemarketers
• September 8 — WTF? Part one
• September 9 — WTF? Part two
• September 10 — WTF? Part three
• September 11 — Punkin'd
• September 12 — Raziel man, Raziel, part one
• September 13 — Raziel man, Raziel, part two
• September 14 — Raziel man, Raziel, part three
• September 15 — Raziel man, Raziel, part four
• September 16 — Raziel man, Raziel, part five
• September 17 — Eight-legged fuckers!
• September 18 — His name ain't Fifi, part one
• September 19 — His name ain't Fifi, part two
• September 20 — An ape and his seat
• September 21 — Good ol' eBay, part one
• September 22 — Good ol' eBay, part two
• September 23 — It's better than a pink work shirt, right?
• September 24 — Paranoia, the other grey meat, part one
• September 25 — Paranoia, the other grey meat, part two
• September 26 — Okay, don't mix 3:00 A.M. with digital cameras and Photoshop
• September 27 — Dun-dun-dun-Dundundun-Dundundun
• September 28 — Women, heartache or headache?
• September 29 — I respond by...
• September 30 — Yaa, ees goodha, yaa

August 2003

• August 21 — Initial whatsit, phaze one
• August 22 — Initial whatsit, phaze two
• August 23 — Initial whatsit, phaze three
• August 24 — Initial whatsit, phaze four
• August 25 — Fo' all da sho'ties dawg, part one
• August 26 — Fo' all da sho'ties dawg, part two
• August 27 — Fo' all da sho'ties dawg, part three
• August 28 — Self expression
• August 29 — To my lil' peeps
• August 30 — Interior by Daemonicus, part one
• August 31 — Interior by Daemonicus, part two

313 strips, August 21, 2003 – December 02, 2005. Titles shown for 264 strips recovered from Wayback Machine captures; the rest are dated only — the original title file did not survive. Details

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