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Festus
Wednesday, December 8, 2004 - 5:35 AM
Almost as dumb as an absence of raptor heads
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I was amazing, the restraint, we all lasted so long, then, someone had to snap, and that one support beam giving caused a massive implosion of scrambling to the nearest Best Buy/Wal-Mart/Target. Yep, we're all back on the W0W bus, it's all good. DeRusto pointed out to me an interesting concept in W0W, the fact that apparently he must have a tendency to so badly mutilate his victams that the nescessary limbs and/or organs are reduced to an unrecognizable pulp.
P.S. If this post contained any spelling errors it mau be because it's very late, or early... where's my pants?
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Indalecio
Monday, December 6, 2004 - 2:37 PM
Nevermind
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stupid sign-up bullshit...
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Indalecio
Monday, December 6, 2004 - 2:35 PM
Dayumn
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"Crazy shit."
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DeRusto
Monday, December 6, 2004 - 3:20 AM
You Dumbass!!!
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We here at dioramastudios would like to apologize for the insensitive content present in our last comic. It was brought to our attention by some concerned viewers that Jim failed to wear pants to work yesterday. Somehow, he managed to work the entire day without anyone noticing his lack of pantal accessories. Because of the mistakes made by Jim and the entire DS crew, his pantlessness was caught on camera during the comic shoot. Still, the editing crew did not spot the indecency and lastly the Interweb technicians did not catch the error before posting the comic for our young audience to witness. Because of these mistakes, today's comic attempts to deal with the issue in an unoffensive and child friendly manner. We hope you accept our apology and enjoy the comic.
Sincerely, DeRusto and the rest of the DS crew.
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Indalecio
Friday, December 3, 2004 - 10:50 AM
Bah!
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You guys think that's bad? I paid the nice men $80 so I could NOT play my copy of the game. Of course, the Army didn't help that one out any.
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Festus
Friday, December 3, 2004 - 12:12 AM
A hatred like no other
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Who here hates Steam? Yes, that's what I thought, poor little us... usses, is that right? Poor little usses were just trying to play HL2 Deathmatch but no, Steam has to get all evil on us and say that only one person per network can play at a time. If I didn't have to pay for WoW I would so show Steam who's boss.
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Indalecio
Wednesday, December 1, 2004 - 4:52 PM
Don't worry boys and girls.
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Comic quality will pick up shortly. I found some new blunt objects to hit Festus with.
Also, I'll be coming back with plenty of stories ripe for parody.
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Festus
Wednesday, December 1, 2004 - 11:56 AM
Damn Design Culture!
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Ok, all done with my third test in the class of much pain and sufferingness, time for movie stuff.
First off, when I saw the trailer for Blade: Trinity I had to clean my pants, I love vampire movies, second only to zombie movies, and xenomorph movies, and revenge movies, hmm, I guess that would make vampire movies fourth or something, man, they need an alien vampiric zombie revenge movie, starring Bruce Willis and Christopher Walken.
That said, let us look into the future of another of our favorite actors, Mr. Nicolas Cage. First, we have The Weather Man, Michael Caine man, Michael Caine! Then there's Lord of War, um, duh, it's a Nicolas Cage movie. And of course Ghost Rider, not to be confused with Ghost Writer, though, it IS Nicolas Cage.
What else we got here... hm... HOLY SHIT!
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Festus
Wednesday, December 1, 2004 - 1:59 AM
Cramming session in 5... 4... 3...
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Hi everyone, here's yo' comic, sorry I couldn't be here for you and all right now, but, test in the bad class tomorrow.
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Festus
Tuesday, November 30, 2004 - 2:38 AM
What!?
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You got better!? That is so not fair!
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Indalecio
Monday, November 29, 2004 - 11:13 AM
Damn
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I got that one too. I was about to tell her to shove that money up her ass... but then realized that as a nun she probably has magic powers that could turn me into a newt. And I might not get better this time.
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DeRusto
Monday, November 29, 2004 - 12:53 AM
Mmm, spiced ham...
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Well, well.. it seems that SPAM is getting more and more..umm, personal?? I dunno.. just go read the comic. Also, Festus hinted to me that I should post the lovely SPAM message I got today. It really is quite nice, I suppose.. so I will share it with you guys.
Calvary Greetings to you in the marvelous and wonderful name of our precious
Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
I am Mrs.Charity Doran,a widow to Late Mr.Mathew Doran of Angola.
I am 38years old and am suffering from cancer of the lungs.
As i am seeing i may not live more than two months that was what my doctor
has told me .
My late husband was very wealthy and after his death,I inherited all his
business and wealth.
As my doctor told me that I may not live for more than two months, I am
so scared about this. So, I now decided to divide part of the inherited
wealth,by contributing to the development of evangelism in part of the world.
I am willing to donate the sum of US$18.000,000.00(Eighteen Million USD)to
YOU PROVIDED THAT YOU ARE A CHILD OF GOD for the development of evangelism
and also as aids for the less privileged and the orphans.
Please note that, this fund is lying with a Private Security Company here
in cotonou (republic du benin)west-africa.
Lastly, I want you to keep praying for me as regarding my health because
I have come to find out since my spiritual birth recently that wealth acquisition
without Jesus Christ in one's life is vanity upon vanity.
If you have to die says the Lord, keep fit and I will give you the crown
of life.
May the love, joy, peace, grace and favor of God rest upon you and me always
and forever more AMEN.
I am waiting for your quick responds soonest.
Yours Sister in Christ
Sister Charity Doran
Oh yeah, over the weekend I saw National Treasure. It is quite the awesome movie, if I do say so myself. Plus, Diane Kruger!! So even if you don't think you will like it, at least go to see her. :P
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Festus
Friday, November 26, 2004 - 1:20 AM
I like potatoes
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Word, it be the day after Thanksgiving and shit, I'm going back to bed now.
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Festus
Wednesday, November 24, 2004 - 2:31 AM
D'oh
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And since I'm a mongoloid, here's the link to the comic.
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Festus
Wednesday, November 24, 2004 - 2:30 AM
Everybody's doing it
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Good morning everyone, tomorrow is, of course, Thanksgiving, so, today's comic has no relevance whatsoever. We've been playing a lot of Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines since they took away our free WoW, but no matter, plenty of gaming this winter, the big boys up top at Nintendo seem to have realized the true potential of the holidays, so they're bombarding us with quality shiz! I mean, the DS, Metroid Prime 2, Goldeneye 2... hmm, methinks this reflects the movie sequel observation made here back in the Spring.
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Festus
Monday, November 22, 2004 - 2:54 AM
The more the merrier
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More GTA! MORE! Ok, so maybe it's not the most "positive behavior enforcing" game ever made, but GTA: San Andreas is hella fun! You can either spend your day taking your girlfriend out to fast food restaurants in you pimped out ride, working out in the gym or mowing down pedestrians with your ten speed.
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Festus
Friday, November 19, 2004 - 2:24 AM
Get it, got it, good lord
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Hey everyone, I'm sure you all watch adultswim on cartoon network, and if you don't, fuck you, but recently I've noticed that, just watch Super Milk Chan, you'll, yeah, it's not all bad though, DeRusto seemed to find the penny in the pile of dog shit, I stopped watching after the angel and devil on either of my shoulders joined in a suicide pact. I'd have to say my favorite of the new shows would be Tom Goes to the Mayor, I mean Tenacious D AND spaghetta!
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Festus
Thursday, November 18, 2004 - 2:45 AM
Fine
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I will then, like this!
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DeRusto
Wednesday, November 17, 2004 - 5:07 PM
What makes you think I care?
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Post what you will..
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Festus
Wednesday, November 17, 2004 - 2:40 PM
Mmmmm
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Haha! I'm posting it anyway DeRusto!
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Festus
Wednesday, November 17, 2004 - 3:12 AM
The shortest path between two points isn't always improvision
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Yay, Half-Life2 be all out and shit, you go, you buy now. Today DeRusto was delving into the new hotness when we came across a predicament, it seemed as though the only possible course of action was to somehow reach a rather high catwalky type place, so, the two of us assumed that since HL2 was already so kickass, that we'd have to use a broken segment of cement tunnel, specifically the re-bar, as a makeshift ladder, only after a few tries did we notice the ladder directly in front of him. Personally I don't get it, he could have made it up there using the re-bar, the presence of that ladder angers me, assuming that we as survivalists can't make our way up a ravaged pile of rubble to a seemingly unreachable destination, well then, I've said my part, you may go about your business, or give us money, that's cool too.
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Festus
Tuesday, November 16, 2004 - 10:08 AM
Indeed
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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR!!!
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DeRusto
Tuesday, November 16, 2004 - 3:00 AM
Oh yeah, don't forget..
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HL2 is out RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!! OMGWTFBBQHL2!!!!!
Ok, I'm done with that, time to play..
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Indalecio
Monday, November 15, 2004 - 8:39 AM
You know what this means.
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Time for Indal to create a 12-step program for these two before the game is even released.
I hope everyone in the audience realizes that each of the 12 steps is primarily going to involved a heavy blunt object.
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DeRusto
Monday, November 15, 2004 - 6:42 AM
Addicted, me? No..
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Dude, seriously, you've got problems.. :P
Alright, alright.. so I had to quit out of WoW to post this..but uh, at least I can stop playing the game.. I saw Festus..he just had WoW minimized so he could make the comic!! I swears its true!!
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