Well, last comic of 2004, you figure it should be pretty good, but, since I am finally able to post once again I can think of no greater victory than the use of this momentous event to retaliate against Indal's recent verbal assaults to my person by... dun-dun-dun.

Oh, and happy new year, fortunately I get to enjoy it working a close shift, then a double on New Year's Day.

He also told me something, something.. post this link. I think its a trailer or something.. you check it out for me.

It all started one dreary August morning. It was raining cats, dogs, and cows. There was a lot of property damage, and I'm not even kidding.

So I looks over to Mable and I says "Mayble, we needs us a new holiday." Myble looks at me and says "My name is Christine." Silly Mbyle anyway. So I says again "Myable, we needs us a new holiday. One that everone can celebrate. One that guys can all get together and just feel good, regardless of health. Think of it, guys with bad backs, broken legs, missing arms and sex change operations can all gather together and get really fucking wasted."

Mble looks over at me and says, "What? No women?". Silly Mybyle, she knows women can't vote or leave the house. Silly girl.

And so the great tradition of X-Mas was begun. Right then and there. But it sucked because I quickly realized it lacked boobies. So now we all celebrate Festivus instead.

FESTIVUS YES! BAGELS NO! ('cept the cherry kind. Those are great)

Don't bother reading it. And no.. Kid DeRusto is not shrinking as the comic progresses... dammit!!

No, wait, I meant that other thing. Not give a rats ass and contact our wonderful server admins about it. Yeah, let's do that.

A. Rules Related to User Names.

Each user will select a user name for his or her character, or allow the World of Warcraft software to select the name for him or her. Additionally, users may form "guilds" and such guilds will be required to choose a name for the guild. When you choose a user name, create a guild, or otherwise create a label that can be seen by other players of World of Warcraft, you must abide by the following guidelines as well as the rules of common decency. If Blizzard Entertainment, in its sole discretion, finds such a label to be offensive, it reserves the right to change the name, remove the label and corresponding chat room, and/or suspend your use of World of Warcraft.

In particular, you may not use:

1. Names of another person with the intent to impersonate that person;

2. Names which incorporate 'swear' words or which are otherwise offensive, defamatory, vulgar, obscene, hateful, or racially, ethnically or otherwise objectionable;

3. Names subject to the rights of any other person without authorization;

4. Names of popular culture or media personalities;

5. Names that are trademarks, or registered trademarks of Blizzard Entertainment or other companies);

6. Names of religious deities or figures;

7. Names of characters from Blizzard Entertainment's Warcraft products, including character names from the Warcraft series of novels; or

8. Names related to drugs, narcotics, or criminal activity, including references to drug substances; or

9. Name comprised of partial or complete sentences (e.g., "Inyourface", "Welovebeef", etc);

10. Names comprised of pure gibberish (e.g., "Asdfasdf", "Jjxccm", "Hvlldrm");

11. Names that refer to pop culture icons or personas (e.g. "Britneyspears", "Austinpowers", "Batman")

12. Names that utilize "Leet" or "Dudespeak" (e.g., "Roflcopter", "xxnewbxx", "Roxxoryou")

13. Name that incorporate titles. The term "Titles" as used herein shall include 'rank' titles (e.g., "CorporalTed," or "GeneralVlad") and/or fantasy titles (e.g., "KingMike", "LordSanchez")

Additionally, you may not use a misspelling or an alternative spelling to circumvent the name restrictions listed above, nor can you have a "first" and "last" name that, when combined, violate the above name restrictions.