In other news..well, I have no other news right now so you will just have to wait if this is your main source of information on the outside world.

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and in case you don't read the subject up there...here is my list:

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Googlism for: festus

festus is located in jefferson county

festus is at an elevation of 600 feet and was established as a weather station on 01 jul 1960

festus is hoping to set up a 2 percent tax

festus is technically john kenneth's

festus is approximately 8105

festus is not only significant for the study of antiquity

festus is upset with the lack of attention

festus is the pride of the haggen family

festus is approximately 8

festus is a colossal

festus is a lilac sepia tonkinese

festus is demanding money he claims is owed to him by festus from a dodgy business venture

festus is an independent character and follows all of the rules for characters in the warhammer 40

festus is specifically "colossal

festus is now correctly identified as beign in mo not ms as i had first written

festus is visited by king agrippa and bernice�identify agrippa

festus is know at the nursing homes as my "problem child"

festus is either oblivious to the jewish assassination plot against paul

festus is telling agrippa

festus is explaining to

festus is a limited edition of 75 and available at $189

festus is located about 30 miles south of st

festus is bean

festus is in a hard spot

festus is representative of a certain class of minds

festus is arrested and forced to stand trial as a murderer named frank eaton

festus is caught in the middle when an eastern preacher wants to build a church for the indians and the townspeople

festus is manifest

festus is "the bestus

festus is as astonishing as it is regrettable; p

festus is just waiting to catch you

festus is pretty particular about what he shoots so keep coming back to see if you are festus's "pick of the week"

festus is a hasty

festus is deeply involved in church and community charities

festus is presented with the problem of paul by the priests and the sanhedrin

festus is getting bigger than it used to be

festus is appointed

festus is the password in this case

festus is already enjoying sitting on it

festus is a producer of independent quirky

festus is an english name and okoye an igbo name

festus is a golfer and a golf fan

festus is grasping at straws to help define the case against paul before paul is sent to rome

festus is very free with his

festus is perplexed

festus is averring

festus is averring with

festus is the self

festus is concerned

festus is a village idiot without a village

festus is in � and the world will change because of what is about to take place

festus is a six

festus is culturally impoverished and economically depressed

festus is bailey's own version of the legend of goethe's faust; it was also strongly influenced by paradise lost

festus is busy playing both sides and agrippa comes almost

festus is what were looking for you've found your hotel

festus is all the time sayin' it's for piss ant

festus is tied to a tree in much the same posture as the helvetii slave from before

festus is fuming like that because there's no

festus is bored by the centurio's speech? or is it that he's tired from standing watch all night

festus is the only town that has outlawed skateboarders

festus is a 5

festus is very naturally gaited

festus is "jingle

festus is proposing to construct a new wastewater treatment facility

festus is currently seeking political asylum in holland

festus is residual

festus is scared silly of repairing the reactor

festus is trying to save face

festus is located 3 miles south of highway 55 on highway 67 at meyer road

festus is right

festus is introduced

festus is calm and straightforward � a self

festus is saddled with the dishonor of being a "gerund rock" band in the sad

festus is located at interstate 55 and mo highway 21a

festus is a character on "gunsmoke"

festus is opgenomen vanwege zijn achterzijde

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P.S. I have resolved to not resolve to resolve to not resolve, to resolve... to not resolve...

And what's this? News? Dear God! Ok, maybe not news, but it's still fun.

I hope everyone had a merry Christmas or a happy, Hanu-chanu-anaconda? Whatever.

Ok, fear holiday shoppers, fear holidays in general, poor naive me expected to get into Best Buy, pick up my legit copy of UT2K3 with my gift card and get out, all in my average Best Buy time of thirty minutes or so, how wrong I was, after spending only fifteen minutes or so carousing, I was curious to see a group of people standing by the car audio, then shocked by the epiphany that these poor bastards were the back of the line, after around twenty-five minutes of waiting I got to the cash register only to realize I had a BLOCKBUSTER gift card, and this realization, of course, didn't come about until the register biscuit had taken the card to her manager to make sure she wasn't working at Blockbuster, thus, after about an hour of standing amidst rednecks pondering their 25% off writable CD's and blank VHS tapes free with the purchase of a DVD player, I had gained nothing. My journey does not end here, deciding that a few movies would suppress the rage building within me and calm the small vein about to burst in my temple I headed to Blockbuster. While in Blockbuster I was selecting a few movies, already noticing that of the three employees currently working, one was on register, the other two were ambling around the shelves handing out coupons, I decided to take advantage of said coupons, after a fifteen minute wait in line I got to the register only to find out the coupons just given to me were all expired, I don't remember much after than, just waking up in the snow naked with human flesh stuck in my teeth.

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