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DeRusto
Wednesday, January 21, 2004 - 11:21 PM
Go us!!
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In honor of our 100th comic, Conan O'Brien and Christopher Walken would like to show their appreciation for us.*
*Note picture may not be used in context on this page. dioramastudios is not responsible for any misconceptions about O'Brien or Walken's opinions of this site.
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Festus
Wednesday, January 21, 2004 - 11:13 AM
Yay boxes!
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Alirhgty, continueing today's barrage of top 1000's lists, here's Time Mgazaine's 100 most important people of the century. And since that one's boring here's Berardinelli's top 100 movies, not a bad list, definitely some goodies, I'd hack out a few chick flicks though. And in response to that here's IMDb's bottom 100 movies, I don't care what they say, Battlefield Earth rocked! This one's great, Peter's Evil Overlord list. Screw this list, AFI's top 100 Heroes and Villains of all time, Komodos didn't even make the list!? And we'll pinch off with IGN's top 100 games, for now.
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Slamb
Wednesday, January 21, 2004 - 10:24 AM
Games=Movies
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Apperently the movie industry gave up on think of thier own ideas so they go to our beloved games and try to thow them on the silver screen you can read more here
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Festus
Wednesday, January 21, 2004 - 12:07 AM
One more than the last
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Wow, our 100th comic, it seems like only yesterday that I was dying of boredom in creative writing, wait... that was yesterday. Anyway, that's a lot of comics, and hopefully much more to come. In the spirit of today's celebration here's something fun that DeRusto dug up.
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Festus
Monday, January 19, 2004 - 4:56 AM
Time is whatnow?
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I done, done it, I done now, done makin' it, go bed now, done now... bed... done... bye.
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DeRusto
Monday, January 19, 2004 - 2:07 AM
What's the holdup??
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I've been getting a lot of email from our viewers asking where the hell today's comic is.* Well, this time it's not late because I was too lazy to upload it, its late because Festus is still working on it. Why is he still working on it you ask? Well, it's because its our 99th comic and thus, we are having a special 2 parter for the 99th/100th comic. So for all of you out there that are waiting, it's almost done.
*Lots of email from our viewers consists of me sending myself email.. please do not confuse this sentence with lots of ACTUAL viewers.
By the way, when the comic is up it will be right here.
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Festus
Friday, January 16, 2004 - 9:53 AM
Now that's what we call a prank
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This just in, frostbite in the nether regions has to suck big time. More news later, maybe... at some point... whatever, I'm going to class now.
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Festus
Friday, January 16, 2004 - 12:04 AM
I've got too much *clap-clap* time on my hands...
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Hey, how goes it? Anywho, I dug the old school cast for today's comic. As for news, I had to share this, it's like crabs, you can't help but share them.
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DeRusto
Wednesday, January 14, 2004 - 11:01 PM
Whatchowskee??
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Here's some crazy talk I thought I would bring it to your attention so you can see for yourselves. Just remember to take it with a couple of bags of salt.
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Festus
Wednesday, January 14, 2004 - 9:33 AM
Spanish Class
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I was just sitting here in my clase de espanol and I thought I should share some of the learning experience with you, at least this is how I concentrate. Oh, and speaking of Spanish, damn crazy Spaniards.
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Festus
Wednesday, January 14, 2004 - 12:02 AM
CATaclysm
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I had a comic planned for the release of Freddy vs. Jason onto DVD, but plans change. Seriously though, quite some time ago I had vowed to remove my own hand in stay of going to see FvJ, but somehow the fairer sex persuaded me, and I found myself planted in front of what could have very well been the downfall of cinema, but I loved it, the movie knew what it was, and embraced it, no, exploited it, a wonderful B-grade horror movie crossover indeed.
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Festus
Tuesday, January 13, 2004 - 10:36 AM
Owie!
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Good Lord!
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Festus
Tuesday, January 13, 2004 - 10:29 AM
Got balls?
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This just in, retard with a death wish. I'll give him this much, he's either well endowed in the nether regions or a few bulbs short of a well-lit attic.
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Festus
Monday, January 12, 2004 - 9:08 PM
The council of the lost
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College, that's about all I can say, I can ask though, why? Why? Why must the only available spanish class be five days a week at eight A.-frickin'-M.? Anyway, here's the most random news I could find. Well, ok, I'm sure there's more random, but it's still fun. By the way, rented Tomb Raider, Cradle of Life, I would have rather watched Gigli again.
As far as my KGB affiliation, there is none, DeRusto has been warned and will find himself a couple thumbs short of dexterous if you know what I mean.
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DeRusto
Monday, January 12, 2004 - 1:03 AM
For Everything Else, There's Penguin Mints
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Festus is a little busy at the moment. That is why, yet again, I am doing the magical update. Yeah, he said he has some thing he is doing and after that there is another thing. That's really all he told me...I think it has something to do with the KGB and Gonzo. You know, Gonzo...
Other than that, no news for now... maybe when I wake up.
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DeRusto
Sunday, January 11, 2004 - 2:17 PM
Knight vs Samurai
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Alright, anyone who bothered to scroll this far down the page gets a treat in the form of even more, even longer reading. Go read this crazy essay speculating a battle between a Medieval European Knight and a Feudal Japanese Samurai.
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Festus
Saturday, January 10, 2004 - 11:40 PM
Dear God, you're right
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And Gillian, and, and whatsherface, and whatshername...
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DeRusto
Saturday, January 10, 2004 - 8:56 PM
Dude, wheres my time machine??
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Even though I expect a little more out of the movie, I can't help but think it will be like a funky time travel version of Dude, Where's My Car. I'm sorry guys, I will just have to see it to believe its not.
And Festus, you seem to have messed up on the list of the ladies. First of all, Angelina Jolie somehow made it on the list while Uma Thurman and Anna Paquin did not. I will spare you the particulars for now, mainly because I'm lazy and it takes a lot of energy to push these here keys. Yeah, so we got a list of the ladies and a manifest of the movies. All is well.
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Festus
Saturday, January 10, 2004 - 2:54 PM
Latest movie whatnot
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January, the month when Hollywood becomes that mother of eight that stops caring. With Return of the King still in theaters there is some hope for movie goers, at least those who haven't seen it yet, or at least those who haven't decided that after shelling out a month's rent on three showings that they've had their fill. I'm not saying in any way that there aren't any good movies out, Bad Santa rocked, Billy Bob is definitely at his best when being the biggest asshole ever to wear the red suit, aside from Tim Allen of course. And the Farrely bros' Stuck on You showed us that there were a few groups of people that they hadn't yet offended with their previous endeavors. Rotten Tomatoes, of course, disagrees with me, but, since the movie wasn't geared toward nursing home residents I understand their dissatisfaction. Uma served up a pretty big disappointment alongside J-Lo's latest discarded bitch, Paycheck, although touched by the blessed hands of the Wu man, proved to be a typical movie of the season, like a big grainy lump of coal in the stocking of every action movie fan.
All hope is not lost though, this year appears to be promising, whatwith The Punisher set for April, Troy set for May, Spiderman 2 somewhere in July, and the surprisingly intriguing Butterfly Effect coming out the end of this month, it looks as if Ashton Crotcher... clutcher... whatever his name is, may be able to successfully break away from his comedic typecasting, ha, yeah, right, anyway, temporal shit and such, looks frickin' sweet to me.
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Festus
Friday, January 9, 2004 - 11:00 PM
A few hours wasted?
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Just got done watching VH1's 100 Hottest Hotties, having drained five hours out of my life I feel dissappointed in the fact that I spent all that time listening to other people's opinions on a topic which I am onviously the most knowledgable on. Lucy Liu number ninety-three my ass.
My 100 Hottest Hotties:
100- Leelee Sorbieski
99- Angelina Jolie
98- Halle Berry
97- Lucy Liu
96- Leelee Sorbieski
95- Milla Jovovich
94- Natalie Portman
93- Angelina Jolie
92- Halle Berry
91- Lucy Liu
90- Leelee Sorbieski
89- Milla Jovovich
88- Natalie Portman
87- Angelina Jolie
86- Halle Berry
85- Lucy Liu
84- Leelee Sorbieski
83- Milla Jovovich
82- Natalie Portman
81- Angelina Jolie
80- Halle Berry
79- Lucy Liu
78- Leelee Sorbieski
77- Angelina Jolie
76- Halle Berry
75- Lucy Liu
74- Leelee Sorbieski
73- Angelina Jolie
72- Halle Berry
71- Lucy Liu
70- Leelee Sorbieski
69- Angelina Jolie
68- Halle Berry
67- Lucy Liu
66- Leelee Sorbieski
65- Angelina Jolie
64- Halle Berry
63- Lucy Liu
62- Leelee Sorbieski
61- Angelina Jolie
60- Halle Berry
59- Lucy Liu
58- Leelee Sorbieski
57- Angelina Jolie
56- Halle Berry
55- Lucy Liu
54- Leelee Sorbieski
53- Angelina Jolie
52- Halle Berry
51- Lucy Liu
50- Leelee Sorbieski
49- Angelina Jolie
48- Halle Berry
47- Lucy Liu
46- Leelee Sorbieski
45- Angelina Jolie
44- Halle Berry
43- Lucy Liu
42- Halle Berry
41- Lucy Liu
40- Halle Berry
39- Lucy Liu
38- Halle Berry
37- Lucy Liu
36- Halle Berry
35- Lucy Liu
34- Halle Berry
33- Lucy Liu
32- Halle Berry
31- Lucy Liu
30- Halle Berry
29- Lucy Liu
28- Halle Berry
27- Lucy Liu
26- Halle Berry
25- Lucy Liu
24- Halle Berry
23- Lucy Liu
22- Halle Berry
21- Lucy Liu
20- Halle Berry
19- Lucy Liu
18- Lucy Liu
17- Lucy Liu
16- Lucy Liu
15- Lucy Liu
14- Lucy Liu
13- Lucy Liu
12- Lucy Liu
11- Lucy Liu
10- Lucy Liu
9- Lucy Liu
8- Lucy Liu
7- Lucy Liu
6- Lucy Liu
5- Lucy Liu
4- Lucy Liu
3- Lucy Liu
2- Lucy Liu
1- Lucy Liu
Not obsessed... I swear... slow, yes, short attention span, maybe, I want some pickles... wait, whatnow? Damnit, I go... I go do... Festus need funny little pills, Rusto! Where pills go?
Not obsessed
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Festus
Friday, January 9, 2004 - 12:12 AM
Hotdog anyone?
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Ok, if you don't get today's comic, then this may help, I'd say something, but it's pretty much self-explanatory, only further enforcing my stand that reality TV is the tumor on entertainment's gray matter.
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Festus
Wednesday, January 7, 2004 - 1:08 AM
Marathon(mar'e-thon') A slow and painful death
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Yes, the time of the marathons, this past week I have reduced myself to a vegitative state to the likes of Twilight Zone and Monk, not to mention a bazillion different branches of Law and Order, you can find out more here, like you reallt want to, you've probably got a Lizzy McGuire marathon to watch.
Seriously, go, go watch that Duff bitch.
Hey, Stephen King marathon, sweet!
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DeRusto
Tuesday, January 6, 2004 - 1:47 AM
w00t to VIA
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All I know is I'm getting one of these as soon as it is available.
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