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DeRusto
Monday, December 15, 2003 - 9:39 AM
Since I'm up
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I just got back from Des Moines after seeing Indal off, so as long as I'm up I'm gonna tell Festus that I made it so you can see the old news posts with the comics like he likes.
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Festus
Monday, December 15, 2003 - 8:49 AM
I'll show you retarded!
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DeRusto
Monday, December 15, 2003 - 5:15 AM
Yeah so...
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So its late..or is it early..and I'm still up. Everything is right in the world.
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DeRusto
Monday, December 15, 2003 - 4:58 AM
Just for the record..
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I think the word 'activitial' sounds retarded. :P
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Festus
Monday, December 15, 2003 - 12:50 AM
Can't we all just, get along?
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I realized very quickly after buying Mario Kart Double Dash that not everyone enjoys it as much as I, this kind of activitial schism tends to occur whenever my skills reach an adroit level, sure, everyone loves to play when I suck, damn them all.
Anyway, I'm sure everyone has heard by now that our good old bearded buddy was busted. When I saw the image of Saddam after being removed from his niche, I was reminded of a trip to Chicago a few years ago, when a similar looking fellow attempted to wash our windshield off with newspaper in an attempt to get enough change to pay for one more day's worth of Wal-Mart wine.
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DeRusto
Monday, December 15, 2003 - 12:28 AM
Can't we all just, get along?
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Well, since Festus is currently incapacitated, I will tell you what's up. You see, in the comic, they are trying to play pool..and yeah..you know they can't do anything together..
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DeRusto
Saturday, December 13, 2003 - 12:16 AM
AHH! It's the end of the world!!!
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Just when you thought your trusty compass would never fail you, it looks like you are wrong again. Sometime in the next couple thousand years, you may see that final hope of yours fade and possible even turn on you! Just check it out here, even CNN is in on this one.
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Festus
Friday, December 12, 2003 - 12:11 AM
For everything else, there's Redfield
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Played through Resident Evil again today, beat it in four hours and forty-five minutes, tomorrow I'm going to have myself commited.
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Festus
Thursday, December 11, 2003 - 1:11 PM
Ew
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Ok, I've heard of people wanting to get ahead in life, but thisthis is rediculous. I'd say more about it, but I think I'll stop while I'm ahead.
P.S. Haha, get it? A head? Haha.
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Festus
Wednesday, December 10, 2003 - 12:05 AM
My name is... what?
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Today's comic, today's Wednesday isn't it? Damn. I hate Wednesdays, and why does there have to be an 'n' in there anyway? It's gay, we should just be able to spell it as Wensday, isn't that phonetic?
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Festus
Tuesday, December 9, 2003 - 11:57 PM
Yarr
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That is all.
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Festus
Monday, December 8, 2003 - 9:45 PM
I don't know what I'm doing
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Indeed...
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Festus
Monday, December 8, 2003 - 12:32 AM
Your mom
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It's amazing what happens when you mix sleep depravation, caffeine and low budget movies. I don't have much else to say, except finals suck, and they still wont start for another week, however, the impending agony is most definitely adequate for the time being.
P.S. Your mom!
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Festus
Friday, December 5, 2003 - 12:20 AM
Whine and dine
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Yeah, there's a comic up, what of it?
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Festus
Thursday, December 4, 2003 - 2:43 PM
You want me to talk?
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Good news for all you Resident Evil fans out there, well, at least I think it's good news, slotted for sometime this month is the rerelease of RE: Code Veronica X for the Cube, even better news is the yet to be announced Resident Evil 4, I will most definitely be camping out in front of Best Buy with a theropist on speed dial for this one.
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Festus
Wednesday, December 3, 2003 - 12:57 AM
One is the, yeah, you know the rest
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Birthdays aren't as jovial as they used to be, I didn't even know I was going to be hitting one until Sunday, I feel so old, ten years ago Jurassic Park came out, '93 man! I better take some vitamins and slather myself in OldSpice to prepare for bed.
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Festus
Monday, December 1, 2003 - 10:41 AM
Glitz Glitter and some other G-word
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Well then, Hollywood seems to be preparing some interesting stuff for us, as I have mentioned before we are to be blessed in 2005 with fifth installments to both the Superman and Batman series. But, some new additions to the horizon are:
Troy, this movie looks hella sweet, I'm hoping it will be along the lines of Gladiator, even if it was half as good as Gladiator it'd rock. Plus, the Trojan horse man, the horse.
While we're on the topic of antiquity, 2004's King of the Gods, a rather expensive venture featuring Zeus, the original mac-daddy, sparks my interest, I have always found ancient polytheism to be a fascinating subject, considering the most recent media surrounding this topic has been Hercules and Xena, they can't go too wrong.
And lastly, for now, Sian Ka'an, which, from the overview, resembles something I could conjur up if I wiped my ass with a blank strip of film. The only redeeming quality is Salma Hayek, 'nough said.
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Festus
Monday, December 1, 2003 - 1:49 AM
Our lot in life
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While working on today's comic I didn't really have any complex thought thingies, blame it on the tryptophan, or the dnL, I've been drinking a lot of that crazy green shit over the weekend, I think that and the turkey must be bad for me or something, because the leprechaun that tells me to burn things is trying to kill the shapeless orb that compels me to do nothing, so you see, that is how babies are made.
P.S. I'd like to give a big w00t out for Indal, he's headin' out tomorrow, well, today actually, or, whatever, but remember Indal, in the absence of a condom you can use just about anything, safety first my good man, safety first. I'd have a funny news post for that but the pink is seeping out of the walls again.
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Festus
Sunday, November 30, 2003 - 10:11 PM
Googamooga!
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Sweet merciful crap, if it's still Friday that means I still have two days left with my relatives! And no computer! Ahhhhh!
P.S. Happy Thanksgiving to all, and to all eat a dick!
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DeRusto
Sunday, November 30, 2003 - 8:49 PM
40-60 Somewhat Manageable Steps.
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It's still Friday and the new comic is up. Go look at it if you must.
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Festus
Wednesday, November 26, 2003 - 3:18 AM
All around us indeed
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New comic here, you go there, thank you.
P.S. I don't know about aliens, but this thing is everywhere man!
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Festus
Monday, November 24, 2003 - 10:23 PM
Well then
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Sorry about the non-plethoral amount of news today, all I have to say is dang, they finally have a mug shot scarier than Nick Nolte's. Stay tuned for funkyfresh news at some point later than now.
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Festus
Monday, November 24, 2003 - 12:30 AM
With great power...
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Not discimilar to today's comic, I learned last week that electricity can be both friend and foe. Of course, not being the first time I have learned this lesson, nor the last, I was not terribly affected, except for some numbness in my extremities, but I'm sure no one cares too much about my extremities, so I should probably let you go on that note, there'll be news tomorrow, maybe.
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DeRusto
Friday, November 21, 2003 - 2:44 PM
You know..
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Slamb, you don't have to double space here. This isn't a book report. :P
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