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Festus
Monday, February 16, 2004 - 12:35 AM
Good ol' cordial cow hearts
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Festus here (not really), I'm still sick so I will make this quick. Here's the new comic it carries with it a slightly valentinian theme, just to make you guys happy. You know, because relevance to the current events and all..
Anyway, there is some sad news at Disneyworld as Pluto was recently RUN OVER!! in a parade! Yeah, its kinda sad..poor dog, he was only..how old was he? I dunno, anyway..I'm goin' back to bed.
Oh yeah, the reason you don't see the regular slew of misspellings is because I had DeRusto type this up for me.
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DeRusto
Friday, February 13, 2004 - 12:31 AM
SGD Day
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Yup, this is the first and hopefully only SGD day.. That stands for Stick Guy DeRusto, in case you were wondering.
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DeRusto
Wednesday, February 11, 2004 - 2:57 AM
I'll title you!
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Yup, Festus is still down, that would be why there was no comic Monday. Sorry bout that...
Anyway, he festered out this little bit, really he did...it was a horrible sight.
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DeRusto
Sunday, February 8, 2004 - 2:49 AM
Trendy..
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Continuing my post trend over the last few days, what with posting around 2AM and about 20-30 minutes later each time, I just have one thing to say.
I never realized how cool Wil Wheaton is. Yeah, that's about it. Go look at his site.
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DeRusto
Saturday, February 7, 2004 - 2:27 AM
The Newsies
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Not to fuel the "controversy" but apparently Janet Jackson's breast has become the most searched for topic on the internet EVER! Poor Mikey got upstaged by his little sis.
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DeRusto
Friday, February 6, 2004 - 1:57 AM
Thanks a lot Justin!
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Festus is on his deathbed but he managed to slip out this comic before passing out. His dying request was that I post if for all the world to see. Well, I'm sure you've all heard the news about Janet and Justin and their little ..uh, stunt by now. Yeah, so we decided now would be an excellent time to capitalize on it, for humors sake or course. Now don't say we never gave ya nothin'..cause we didn't.
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Festus
Wednesday, February 4, 2004 - 12:16 PM
Nummy-num-num
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The monster! That's not delivery!
Anway, check this out, ok, so it's a little late for the whole 100's list thing, but who cares, it's gory! Also, I love when people who have too much time on their hands make sites like this.
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DeRusto
Wednesday, February 4, 2004 - 8:55 AM
The Courteous Cannibal
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At least our friend from my slightly earlier post is courteous. He doesn't kill his victims if they decide they don't really want to die.
Excerpt from the above linked site:
The killer also spoke of another e-mail pal, Andreas, from Regensburg in southern Germany. "He wanted me to pick him up in a cattle truck and slaughter him like a pig," said Meiwes.
"I told him to take the train. I picked him up at the station and we went back to the butchery at my house. He wanted me to wear rubber boots, which he licked. I wrapped him in clingfilm ready for slaughtering but he backed out. So we just fooled around, drank beer and ate pizza."
Wannabe lunch Dirk Moeller, a German conference organiser living in London, was next.
Meiwes said: "He wanted me to pronounce a death sentence upon him like in a court so I got one made up from a document on the internet. He came to the house but he backed out, too. We ended up going to the pictures to watch Ocean's Eleven."
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DeRusto
Wednesday, February 4, 2004 - 8:39 AM
Umm, Robin Hood and Hannibal??
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Ok, I gots some more news for you guys.
Lets start with the
cannibalistic news then we can move on to the altruistic news.
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DeRusto
Wednesday, February 4, 2004 - 4:16 AM
William Hung
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Go to William Hung's fansite. And if you don't know who that is, its alright.
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DeRusto
Wednesday, February 4, 2004 - 12:52 AM
The truth shall set you free, unless it doesn't
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Alright, here's the latest comic You gotta love that Mulder.
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DeRusto
Tuesday, February 3, 2004 - 6:35 PM
Not the Super Bowl
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I bring you more news unrelated to the Super Bowl or Groundhog Day. Yes, go to this place and read of that great thinking machine.
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DeRusto
Monday, February 2, 2004 - 8:30 AM
Ctrl+Alt+Delete
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In non-Super-Bowl-related news, we have here a small article about the creator of the Ctrl+Alt+Delete key sequence. Yeah, that about says it all. Maybe I will be back with more later.
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Festus
Monday, February 2, 2004 - 12:19 AM
Why people really watch the Super Bowl
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Super Bowl commercials are the nectar and ambrosia of the sports world, I didn't even know what teams were playing until yesterday morning.
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Festus
Friday, January 30, 2004 - 12:32 AM
A CO count of 72 is a bad thing?
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Today's comic reflects only a trace amount of my frustration, after going to bed on Wednesday night at about 10:30, I was awakened at about one or two in the morning on Thursday by the carbon monoxide thingy, which is supposed to go off when the CO level reaches 15, whatever that means, but the number said 72. A few moments later I found myself stuffed into a car with various peoples and animals, surrounded by air that was somewhere between zero and negative abagillion degerees, after a few hours the gas guy said we'd be without heat for a day or two. So long story short I'm a little groggy, and the baby rhino under my bed won't eat jello anymore, my time go home now.
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DeRusto
Friday, January 30, 2004 - 12:30 AM
OK, it's Twi'lek
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This just in, it's actually Twi'lek..can't forget that apostrophe. :P
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Festus
Wednesday, January 28, 2004 - 9:02 AM
Yeah yeah, whatever
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DeRusto has informed me that it is spelled Twilek, this is possibly the least of my concerns, just browse the forums and read some of my posts from yesterday, go ahead, take advantage of this opportulity to enric you ming.
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Festus
Wednesday, January 28, 2004 - 12:03 AM
Red, like the fires of hell
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I just spent the greater part of today watching the original Star Wars trilogy, I realized, among other things, that Luke was a puss, I don't have much more to say than that, except that I am curious as to who trains the stormtroopers for battle, it's obvious they're gamepad, not keyboard. That and female Twi-lecks are hot.
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Festus
Monday, January 26, 2004 - 2:37 AM
w00t! *drools*
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Damn, that's all I can say, except I think I need to change my pants. I will never again mock Mr. Kutcher, There's no way I can convey the sheer awesomeness of this movie to you through mere text, so I have devised a system of incoherent bursts of text and images, but DeRusto says he'll beat me again if I show you, so, I'm just going to go to bed, then burn any documents videos or pictures that I have.
By the way, I saw a pretty badass trailer for the remake of a cinema classic.
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Festus
Monday, January 26, 2004 - 1:02 AM
Time and time instead?
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Going to see Butterfly Fffect, I don't care if Ashton Crotchity-whatever is an idiot, I cants get me enough of the temporal stuff!
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Festus
Friday, January 23, 2004 - 1:23 AM
Damn 56k
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A guy tries to multi-task and he can't log back on for an hour, since when does MusicMatch hate every other program? Bloody hell! Anyway, here's a little more about the Dean issue, personally I could see politicians doing worse, like the things they do that we don't see and hear, so technically I couldn't see... jus-just nevermind.
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DeRusto
Friday, January 23, 2004 - 1:03 AM
EDS
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Well, Festus disappeared a little while ago and I don't know the title of today's comic, so we are just gonna wait for him to get back before the comic goes up, mmkay?
In the meantime, here is a minor bit of background research for ya just in case there are some people that didnt get to hear this. This is an excerpt from Howard Dean's speech at this year's Iowa Caucus..enjoy.
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