Other than that, just thought I'd join in the RE4 chatter. This is the first RE I've been excited about since the remake of RE1. The whole game takes place somewhere completely seperate, and there are no zombies. That's right kids, when you shoot someone in the face now it's less of a "was he going to bite me?" worry and much more of a "hmm... are his wife and children going to come after me now?". And they will. The enemy AI is good enough to lure you into ambushes, use bear traps, and leap down on you from a tree with a chainsaw with a quickness. No more shambling bodies, no more standing around doing nothing. Also, the entire game will take place from a modified 3rd person view, with Leon always at the bottom left corner of the screen and the camera going over his right shoulder. Finally, all the cut scenes are rendered using the game engine in real-time and no more stupid frigging door opening sceens.

Also since I have been on a zombie kick I'll post this tasty little morsel, who doesn't love a good new Resident Evil game? Be sure to check out the screenshots. Well, I don't have much more to say right now, um, yeah, that's about it, everyone have a good day and whatnot.

And the Fesmachine wanted me to add this for the benefit of our viewers. Look at the awesome mod in development for Jedi Knight II. That previous link is for all of you Netherlandians that read our comic. This one is for the Englilsh speaking audience. Sorry, I don't have a Russian one, or a German one. And no, no Spanish either..

Don't waste your money on repacks. They never turn out.

Don't waste your time listening to Festus. He never turns out.

Don't waste your energy sleeping upside down. That's just foolish.

Don't waste your sleep. Duh.

Don't try and pick up a girl that's just totally wrong for you, even if she is cute. She will probably make you go to church for her after 2 hours of sleep.

Don't mention m@cm@n. Seriously. Ever.

Don't talk about apartment plans a year before it even matters. It'll change about 4 dozen times anyway.

Don't eat poision. Try ice cream.

Don't go to the desert. ... yeah.

Don't turn your underware inside out to get a 2nd use out of it. Just wash it or buy more.

Oh yeah, and eat cereal every day you can. It's good.

Errrrr… Hamilton Collage. Well I think the best part about going to Hamilton is getting the perspective from both the tradional collage student and the Non-Tridional student who has already been out in the job market. But let me tell you one thing. DON’T WASTE YOUR MONEY AT HAMILTON COLLAGE! Or any private collage.

Why?

Because you spend more money and an employer and friends say isn’t that the school with the annoying commercials that repeat after themselves? Another thing if you have to take any accounting classes be prepared for the dumbest shit ever conceived. If you want to see some of the stupid stuff I have done for ACC 1 just post in the forums and I’ll upload you some homework.

Well I tried to fill something

-Slamb

Time for yet another session of Trailer Pull, first off, anyone who's ever got a copy of Playstation, Xbox or anything magazine probably noticed a couple years ago when some hushed rumors began to circulate about a Pitch Black prequel or sequel, well, while attending my second session of Dawn of the Dead I was treated to a trailer for The Chronicles of Riddick, I think anyone who goes into this film expecting Pitch Black 2 will be sadly disappointed, not to say I think the movie will be bad, I think it will most likely kick ass, but from the trailer it looks to have absolutely nothing, aside from Vinny himself, in common with its predecessor.

Having covered that I saw a few more trailers, none I hadn't seen before, but I don't know if I've talked about them or not and if I have too bad. The one I'm getting excited about has got to be Marvel's The Punisher, I mean, when a Marvel movie comes out and it's rated R for pervasive violence, you know it's gonna be a ride. After that Mr. Ron Perlman is back as the red-hided Hellboy, don't listen to what anyone says, this movie's gonna rock, first, the special effects are guaranteed to be hella sweet, pardon the pun, second, look at that fuckin' revolver! It's a twelve gauge! And third, it's Hellboy man, if you've ever read the comic you know that this guy owns, he could definitely kick Batman's ass, oh yeah, I went there. And last for now is the movie that will seal Kate Beckinsale's fate forever, Van Helsing, her second movie featuring vampires and werewolves and whatnot, but who cares? She's hot. As for the real star of the movie there seem to be mixed feelings which all come down to X-men, if you liked him as Wolverine, you were able to forgive him for Kate and Leopald, but if you think he sucked up the role, you didn't give Swordfish a second look. I personally thought that Jack Nicholson would have been the perfect Logan, thirty years ago, so I guess Hughy is ok with me, that or I'm just distracted by all the boobs and tight leather, which reminds me, only about two more years, maybe.

"theres no place like zombie free home""theres no place like zombie free home""theres no place like zombie free home""theres no place like zombie free home""theres no place like zombie free home"

...

...Saw Dawn of the Dead, I can't even make up the right words to explain the sheer mabbegaska kubberbush huska of it. Night of the Living Dead, the original Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Evil Dead, 28 Days Later, even Resident Evil, all good zombie movies, no, all great zombie movies, but... holy shit! This was different, I wont say better, because there is no real best in this genre of film, it all also depends on your taste, whether you prefer the classic shambling zombies of Night and Day, or the psychotic flesh hounds of 28 Days or Evil Dead. I'm getting off trck here... Let me start you at the beginning, don't worry, no spoilers, I arrive at the theater in Waterloo, Iowa, the Crossroads Twelve theater, which is right in front of the Crossroads Mall, very soon in the movie I realized something, THEY were in the fucking Crossroads Mall! So that added a certain amount of penguin minty freshness to the experience. Through the course of the movie I saw things I did not know were possible, terrible things, horrible things, things you all have to see as soon as possible. The walk to the car was different than most movies, I half-expected to hear that indescribable scream/howl and see a crowd of the undead bull-rushing me, on the drive home I was afraid that I would be driving, and someone would run out in front of me, and I'd hit'em, and then I'd get out, and then they'd get up and be all like "RARR!" and I'd be like "FUCKIN'SHIT!" So, I'm taking my cans of tuna, my milk jugs of water and a shotgun to my closet and nailing myself in, have a good weekend.

Oh yeah..and these here buttons..

Happy Get-drunk-and-piss-yourself day

Festus found some dealies at Altermeta for you to look at, but he's having me post them cause he's hiding in the closet.

This first one is pretty insane, something about a crab and a pipe..I dunno.

This second one I think freaks Festus out a bit..that's why he's in the closet. It has this cat with hands and he does stuff..yeah, just watch it.

While we're on the subject of cats, here is a little video we have had for a while.

Firstly, I don't know anyone who uses their foot for something productive while on the computer.

This second one is mainly for the smokers out there, but also for the people who just like to burn things. Its a drive bay mounted cigarrete lighter.

Well, uh.. that's about all I got for you today..well, so far at least..yeah.. so I'm just gonna go over here..and ..you don't follow me, ok?

Yeah spring break is interesting so far, and by interesting I mean hazardous. I don't know much right now except I thought Dish Network would find another way to rob us loyal customers.

That and Custom Robo rules all! I know it's been said already but I can't help it, never before have dolphins been so malevolent an adversary.

Anyway, by popular request, here are the voting buttons on the front page again, hope you enjoy them.

The first official day of spring break and what do we get here? What amounts to the worst snow storm of the entire spring! And actually, maybe even worse than any of the snow we got all winter. Yeah, that's what I thought..