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Festus
Monday, March 15, 2004 - 10:23 AM
Blar
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Festus here, back in Nowhere Iowa on my crappy 56K, yeah, pity me, do it... go ahead seriously... But yeah, not much in the way of news today, except that I'm heavily looking forward to wasting as much time as possible in the coming week, I bid you farewell for now and remember to be responsible and safe while shoving a dozen people into a Festiva and dragging ten more behind in a phone booth.
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DeRusto
Monday, March 15, 2004 - 12:52 AM
Guesto comico numero dos: parte dos!
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Hey everyone, here is part two of Dead Possum's guest comics. And, as promised earlier, here is the picture of my awesome 25 cent minion!
Muahahah! More news later.
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Festus
Sunday, March 14, 2004 - 5:43 PM
Festus
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We'll mail you all our movie tickets, how's that sound... feel better?
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Indalecio
Sunday, March 14, 2004 - 12:12 PM
you guys
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suck
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Festus
Sunday, March 14, 2004 - 10:55 AM
Robo de macabre!
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I am so buying Customrobo, it's like Metabots without the urge to slit one's throat. The best thing about this game is the fact that it was crazy-crunchy-fun even with a controller that has taken so much abuse that the abilities to jump and properly maneuver were hindered.
I have also noticed something, Johnny Depp rules all, here is a small token of our admiration for THE man.
 
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DeRusto
Sunday, March 14, 2004 - 1:50 AM
Make with the posty, already!
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Alright, here is a quick synopsis of Festus and my day.
Wake up, eat some food, screw around for a bit.
Decide to go to the mall looking at the stuff.
We check out the dollar theater and see that some kickass movies are playing today, alright, we will be back later.
Head over to Wal-mart, across the street. Screw around in there for a bit, when leaving we see a strange device where you pay 25 cents to attempt the excavation of a candy mountain. Well, I hit the jackpot when I captured a rocket soldier commanding near the peak. He is mine now! (pictures later)
Come home, eat lunch.
Go back to the mall to watch the movies as planned.
While waiting for the movie to start, play Customrobo demo at Sam Goody, which is a suprisingly kick ass game, mind you..
Ok, its movie time..
Go watch The Butterfly Effect, my first time seeing it, not too bad a movie I would have to say.
Movie over, play a little more Customrobo in the lapse between movies.
Go back to theater to watch The Last Samurai, first time seeing it for both Festus and myself. Very kickass movie!
Alright, awesome movies over, its time to go home.
Doh, it started raining.. oh well.
Get home, eat some more food, as it is dinnertime now.
Watch Once Upon A Time In Mexico.
Post the comic for Sunday, and write all this jazz.
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DeRusto
Sunday, March 14, 2004 - 12:25 AM
Guesto comico numero dos: parte uno!
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Alright, we have lined up for ya tonight a guest comic made by Dead Possum. We didn't give him any guidelines for making such a comic, as a result, it is a little wider than our normal fare. Be forwarned..those of you using 1024x768 or less may have to scroll sideways!! ;-)
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Festus
Saturday, March 13, 2004 - 1:46 PM
w00t!
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Just in time for the spring break madness, consisting thus far of the dollar theater and WalMart.
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DeRusto
Saturday, March 13, 2004 - 1:28 PM
Its the army dude!
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I see that Indal still remembers how to post news on the front page!!
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Indalecio
Saturday, March 13, 2004 - 11:37 AM
I'm not dead yet
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I think that title explains everything quite nicely.
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Festus
Saturday, March 13, 2004 - 2:12 AM
That's what I though
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You better rec'nize!
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DeRusto
Saturday, March 13, 2004 - 2:06 AM
Yeah, yeah, yeah..
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Festus is the movie-trailer-calling-it god... ;)
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Festus
Saturday, March 13, 2004 - 1:49 AM
Let me think that huh?
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I called two trailers when we saw Twisted, yeah, what now?
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DeRusto
Saturday, March 13, 2004 - 1:47 AM
Yet again..
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Yeah Festus and I went to see Secret Window and was it ever good. I don't think I need to tell you anymore than this, SEE THIS MOVIE!
Anyway, Festus now thinks he is a god because he called the Walking Tall trailer seconds before it came on. I just let him think that, it keeps him happy.
Not to exclude the loyal clicky fans, I am yet again posting these voting-type buttons here on the front page. Enjoy the massive clicking pleasures I know so many of you experience.
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Festus
Saturday, March 13, 2004 - 1:32 AM
Spring break comic thingy 2004!
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Hey what's goin' on? I... I really don't have much for you right now... we saw Secret Window, it was good, real good... I called the trailer for Walking Tall, like-like a second before it came on, and-and DeRusto was like, you are God. By the way, I'm on new pills...
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DeRusto
Friday, March 12, 2004 - 12:13 AM
Frontpageified
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I know a lot of people come to our site and only look at the front page. They then obsessively click on any shiny buttons that they see in the news postings.. to cater to the needs of this demographic, I will once again post the awesome voting buttons right here on the front page. I wouldn't want to lose the company of these great visitors. They are really what makes the site worthwhile.. anyway, here they be.
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Festus
Friday, March 12, 2004 - 12:06 AM
No MTV for a day and a half!?
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Apparently I was without Comedy Central, MTV, MTV2, VHI, Nickelodeon and Nickelodeon one and a half or something like that for a day and a half, all because of an altercation wherein Viacom got greedy and Dish Network said fuck you, you�re off, and everyone got really pissed at both of them and flooded them with emails, phone calls and death threats. All I know is that because everyone else bitched and wined for thirty-six hours I get a discount on my next bill and a free pay per view movie, w00t.
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Festus
Wednesday, March 10, 2004 - 11:23 AM
The hell?
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Ok, I can understand banning smoking in restaurants, I likes me food to taste like me food, but this is rediculous. Just think about it, this film has been rated R, for mild language and smoking.
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DeRusto
Wednesday, March 10, 2004 - 12:22 AM
And just to get these on the main page..
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Until I find a nifty place for these here button and make them look pretty, I'm just gonna plop them right here.. that way people might still vote for stuff.
Vote for us or else..or else I ..uh, yeah I'm not gonna do anything to you if you dont vote..so don't worry about it.
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Festus
Wednesday, March 10, 2004 - 12:17 AM
When Martha met Marge
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You knew we'd do it eventually. Poor Martha, looks like she'll be catering to a slightly different crowd. As far as the whole insider trading and whatnot, I figure if you have the opportunity to get an edge in the market you should get to take it. Well, I don't have much more for you tonight, as for Martha we wish you good luck and watch out for the toilet brush.
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Festus
Tuesday, March 9, 2004 - 8:50 AM
Movin' on up
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Climb that ladder baby! I guess a few more people visit this site than me and DeRusto:P
Ok, in the news today, sales seem to be the trend, first off, fans around the world will be happy to know that the album The True Idol will be hitting shelves soon, yay. Also some true entrepreneurs at UCLA seemed to be doing well for themselves until silly laws got in the way. Lastly in sales today a strand of John Lennon's Hair went for big bills, what do you do with a single strand of Lennon's hair anyway? I know what I'd do, but DeRusto will punish me if I discuss it. Also in the news I am sorry to have to be the one to break this to all of you, but there will not be a Sex and the City movie. I have one last bit here, some retard nailed himself, haha, get it? NAILED himself? Hahahaha, haha... ha
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DeRusto
Monday, March 8, 2004 - 4:00 PM
The French, I says!!
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Dude..none of those articles had ANYTHING to do with France!! I'm disappointed!
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Festus
Monday, March 8, 2004 - 11:09 AM
Straight from the horse's ass
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Hey everybody, spring break is near, as is our week long daily... comic... thingy. But yeah, we'll be posting a comic a day for spring break so be ready!
In the news: Alrighty, it seems we've had some trouble with smugglers of late, first a routine stop revealed an assload of MJ shoved into the orifici of countless frozen chickens, the cop must have suspected something when he noticed the driver munching on one of the frigid birds. Second, this odd woman was arrested for smuggling hospital food, at least it's probably what they use to make the shit they fed me. Also, AlQuida may been sinking to a new low, it is rumored that pipe bombs will be the weapon of choice. But the world is not all smuggling and coochi-bombs. It seems a man's neighbors all pitched in to better the community, by sand-papering layers of filth off of him epidermis. That's all I gots for right now, remember, spring break's a comin'!
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