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Festus
Monday, April 5, 2004 - 2:29 PM
hmm
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Well, when I posted four times at 10:09, 13, 15 and 16 I was also posting at those times an hour later, so the banana equals purple squared.
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DeRusto
Monday, April 5, 2004 - 1:24 PM
Hey now..
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What time is it? Really, I'd like to know.
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Slamb
Monday, April 5, 2004 - 1:13 PM
Test post
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Set my clock to 1:32
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Slamb
Monday, April 5, 2004 - 1:12 PM
early posts
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I have not posted and i am offened by any post made by this Pseudo-Me!
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Festus
Monday, April 5, 2004 - 11:16 AM
The hell?
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Now I'm just lost, I guess if I post as a diffrent person that post can only exist in the future, I give up, seriously, I'm gonna go cry in a closet somewhere.
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Slamb
Monday, April 5, 2004 - 11:13 AM
D'oh!
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Apparently I'm retarded, so until DeRusto fixes it, here's what the above statement should have looked like
"...had to smile a little bit inside when I heard this I was a..."
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Festus
Monday, April 5, 2004 - 10:15 AM
Damnitall!
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Apparently now I'm Slamb as well, I think I'll stop "fixing" things and leave you all alone.
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Festus
Monday, April 5, 2004 - 10:09 AM
Yes Dr. Pickles?
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I had to smile a little bit inside when I heard I was a little disappointed to learn that it was a hospital FOR monkeys, but still, it's monkeys! I think the hospital in this story sounds like more fun. And speaking of monkeys, apparently Robin Williams look-alikes need beware.
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DeRusto
Monday, April 5, 2004 - 1:58 AM
Now you too can be the proud owner of Justin and Janet!
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Relive the splendid glory in your own home! That's right, for only $366 you can re-enact the Superbowls greatest moments whenever you like! Seriously, what is the world coming to when something like this sells for so much? :S
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DeRusto
Monday, April 5, 2004 - 12:48 AM
Great Minds Think Alike..
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What would happen if Mulder and Ian Malcolm had a conversation? I'm not sure you really want to know, but it would probably be something like this.
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DeRusto
Saturday, April 3, 2004 - 1:24 AM
Grocian sag!
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Well, I am in Dysart right now and I'm posting for no apparent reason.
Here's some slightly late April Fools related news.
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Festus
Friday, April 2, 2004 - 10:52 AM
side bar
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Please note that the preceeding list may or may not reflect a true top ten list since it was constructed as an afterthought, so here's another, they've got some pretty good ones in there, ya gotsta love Sam Neill, and Donnie Darko was pretty badass, so as you can see I am a pretty fickle bastard.
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Festus
Friday, April 2, 2004 - 10:46 AM
I hate you all
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Ah, another Friday foreshadowing a long-ass weekend of mind numbing homework, while I'm hammering away like a good little boy, DeRusto, Slamb and company will be living it up, ok, so what if two great looking movies are coming out this weekend? I am not worried, because the Bride cometh, that's right my friends, she has stepped up, joining the Punisher on April 16th. The strategic release of Kill Bill Volume 1 doesn't surprise me, as tempted as I am I will not succumb, I, like many others, will be forced to wait for the complete set, speaking of sets, one of my top ten most under rated movies is coming out on the 6th, this being the completion of the trilogy one would expect something along the lines of a boxed set.
Alright, since you asked so nicely here is my top ten most under rated films list
1. Equilibrium, this movie was just fantastic, everyone should see it, no, everyone should OWN it.
2. Underworld, awesome film, a calm dark demeanor not dissimilar to Blade Runner.
3. Matrix Revolutions, the third in a trilogy, this means it is given a certain amount of freedom, since a plot and characters have already been established, special effects, dayumn, dayumn and uh, DAYUMN!
4. Knockaround Guys, I thought it was great, an interesting kind of 'coming of age' gangster movie.
5. Radio, What the FUCK? Can people not handle a good true HAPPY story?
6. Deep Rising, a perfect example of a fun movie, a comedic cast made up of sidekicks, and pretty good special effects.
7. The Transporter, Fun stuff, some of the more impressive fight scenes of the movie world.
8. Pitch Black, Vin Diesel, Vin Diesel and flying nocturnal aliens, I don't understand why some people don't grasp the concept of science fiction, complaining about it being unrealistic, well, I'm sorry we couldn't find any real flying nocturnal aliens to research properly.
9. Gladiator, 77%!?
10. Freddy vs. Jason, this is the perfect example of a movie that knows it's bad, like a midget comedian who tells short jokes.
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Slamb
Friday, April 2, 2004 - 12:27 AM
Big week for slamb
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Wow�
Today I graduate with an Associate of Science degree from Hamilton collage of �Business� and at the same time I move/transfer from Dysart to Ames, and I also change positions at Wal-Mart from Electronics to ICS Associate or Inventory Control Systems Associate. But wow it takes a lot out of one to Take finals/Move/change job locations/Change job positions/and then graduate in one weeks time but then again I don�t have Festus�s schedule. But I will have some nice pics up later of me chopping my accounting book (the class that I almost failed) but for yours and mine I will attack it with indals nice sword unless Festus can get me a nice large battle axe before I finish moving.
Well I�m out for sleep.
-Slamb
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DeRusto
Friday, April 2, 2004 - 12:16 AM
We have to deal with this all the time
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Yarr! Here be the new comic. Yeah, I got nothin' else for now, but just you wait...
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DeRusto
Thursday, April 1, 2004 - 2:09 PM
Seriously dude
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Your April Fools Day skills suck! :P
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Festus
Thursday, April 1, 2004 - 10:48 AM
tidbit
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Oh, and here's a naked picture of Julia and Elena from t.A.T.u.
Haha, April fools! But speaking of t.A.T.u., they gots a new DVD out, it was released in the US and Canada on the 23rd.
Ah-haha, got you again, but seriously, here's the link
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Festus
Thursday, April 1, 2004 - 9:31 AM
April whosits?
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Hey everybody, happy April Fools Day, I have some awesome news today for you. You'll all be happy to know that some jerkass expects you all to get some exercise tomorrow, yeah, I'll get right on that, I'll only have to leave for work five hours early. Also, Chicago and Montreal are at odds in determining the location of the 2006 Gay Games, I'm not sure if they're fighting over who does or doesn't host the games, all I can say is beware the wrestling tournament. Moving on, Berlin police had a real emergency on their hands when poor Teddy mistook himself for and inkjet cartridge. Lastly, the "Shark Girl" is still in it, she has got to be the bravest person I've heard of, hands down (I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself.)
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DeRusto
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 1:40 AM
I needs my fix!
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Today's comic details the relationship between Festus and Gunbound. I will tell you this much..it's not pretty.
Holey Monkey, Batman! Look at these pics from Batman Begins
And for no apparent reason, here's the Star Wars rap!
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DeRusto
Tuesday, March 30, 2004 - 5:57 PM
It returns!!
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Yes, Pepsico decided to bring back the wonderful Livewire!! I saw it last night at Hy-Vee and all I could think was "W00t!"
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Festus
Tuesday, March 30, 2004 - 9:38 AM
shameful news edition
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Wow, I've got some jewels today, first, don't we all worry about what we are going to say to our loved ones after we pass on? Well, problem solved, now you can send your friends and family e-mails from the great beyond. Speaking of the great beyond, it has been almost seven years since Princess Di wore a steering wheel, now, as is the tradition for all dead famous people, they're displaying her personal shit for all to see. Continuing in today's morbid theme, I heard news of a book in the works, unfortunately I was unable to obtain a link for you, yet, but anyway, said book promises to contain accounts of botched executions throughout history, everything from a headsman having to take a third, fourth and fifth swing to a man who had to wait forty minutes for the executioner to find a vein for his lethal injection. Lastly, this lady didn't die, but her friend may not be so lucky, gee, I have to hide a gun somewhere, hey, why not the oven? Dumbass. Well, I'm off for now, I have an assload of work to do for school, which pisses me off because I may not get to go see Big Red this weekend.
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DeRusto
Monday, March 29, 2004 - 9:17 AM
Foney Munny or Funny Money?
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I found these two stories about the Monies some people try to pass, one at Wal-Mart and another at Food Lion. I must say, I never realized how easy it is to pass off money bearing Dubbyah's likeness as ACTUAL MONEY!! I should print me some of that stuff!
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Festus
Monday, March 29, 2004 - 7:49 AM
Fun with pee
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Good morning peoples, I love Canada, because only they can give us men like our friend Bobby here.
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DeRusto
Monday, March 29, 2004 - 2:36 AM
Well, he technically IS a bastard
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Hey everyone! We have more stormtrooper action for you guys. So get on that stuff before Vader notices.
Also, this isn't really news, and I doubt anyone will not see this for themselves today but Google has change the look of their site slightly and also finally added Froogle to the front page! So everybody needs to go buy something for cheap right now!
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