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Festus
Saturday, August 14, 2004 - 2:56 AM
RAAAARRRGHUSHIZZIE!!!
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Just got back from AVP, sweet merciful shit, I frickin' loved it, everything the average Alien/Predator fan wanted to see in an Alien vs. Predator movie was IN THIS FUCKING MOVIE!!! It is the new hotness of Sci-Fi scinema. One of my favorite parts of a great movie like this is the critics with names like Gerrard Cromwell and Lanette Burkenstein III that crap all over it because Leonardo DeCaprio isn't proffessing his undying love as his life is expunged. My favorite review of all would have to be this guy, Indiana Jones vs. Lara Croft? That's fucking redictaculous! Not only was the movie awesome, we were treated to the most orgasmic movie trailer in the history of orgasmic movie trailers. After viewing this trailer I have come to the conclusion that there is no way this film can be anything less than the greatest in the history of everything, even better than dancing monkeys with little hats! Lickers! Explosions! The Nemesis! Shooting! Jill! Running down walls! THE NEMESIS!!! AHHHH! AHHHHHHH!!!! YAY!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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Indalecio
Friday, August 13, 2004 - 7:49 AM
umm...
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Are you trying to say you stole my ice cream cone? Because I was really looking forward to it.
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Festus
Friday, August 13, 2004 - 12:53 AM
Kaooy Nirthcay!
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Hey everyboidy, gow/s ot goin.? O'm nopt usinf a keuboard with acrya; leuuets keus on it so I don't blame you if you can't inderstanf me, so here's yje comic.
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Festus
Wednesday, August 11, 2004 - 3:38 AM
All just fun and games?
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Good morning, since we have been posting so much about Doom 3 I figured, you know, a comic relating to it would be nice.
That, and while we were playing Halo today we took advantage of a somewhat inconvenient parking lot...
Ok, first here's what the tank looks like, IN the base,

also, a picture of us roughly halfway through our parking process,

here's then um, another angle, I guess,

and finally, we humbly celebrate our excellent parking job.
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Festus
Friday, August 6, 2004 - 5:25 PM
What I does
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Hey everyone, time for some movie news, as most of you are probably aware, Tom Cruise's new film Collateral hits the screens today, I am definitely looking forward to seeing this one, I haven't quite figured out yet what Tom is in this movie, a villain? Or, a bad goodguy, similar to Travolta's character in Swordfish perhaps? The title itself would explain this murdering hero scenario.
I also found out a few days ago that the official rating for AVP would be PG-13. Many people were pissed off about the non-R-rating, complaining that there wouldn't be any good gore or fighting. Well, I don't see the issue, The Yautja and Xenomorphs killing each other constitutes what is usually referred to as "Sci-Fi violence and gore" which is most definitely not contained specifically to R ratings, the lacking feature in this film will most likely be harsh language, which personally I could care less about. I mean, why not clean it up a bit for the little kids who will be dying to see it?
A few more upcoming films have caught my attention, but none so aggressively as Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, I had been skeptical of this film prior to witnessing the trailer, but damn! Also whatwith the veritable bombardment of trailers for Without a Paddle I couldn't help but notice that they have combined two of the funniest younger actors that I respect. Come on, Seth Green, not only does he have Greg the Bunny in his resume, but Chris Griffin! And Matthew Lillard? The only reason I was willing to watch She's All That twice, well, that and he was in Wing Commander, and of course, Hackers. You may also be happy to see this one coming up.
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DeRusto
Friday, August 6, 2004 - 1:55 AM
Laundry is overrated anyway..
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Hey everybody, new comic is up.
I've been playing a bit of Doom 3 lately and let me tell you, it is really a good game. Definately a lot better than I expected. They seem to have designed the layout of the monsters so I will just run into trouble whenever I try to flee the prior trouble. Of course, that's not a bad thing, its supposed to be.. "scarey".. I think that's what they call it these days.
Also, it looks like in the future there will be many Dreamcasts strewn about the ground. They are apparently viewed as completely worthless hardware that nobody wants anymore. Luckily, I can pick these items up and use them to repair my health. One man's garbage is another man's treasure I guess. I took some screenshots of some for you to see the gravity of this situation.

Yeah, that's about all I have for you tonight, later everyone.
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Slamb
Wednesday, August 4, 2004 - 9:59 PM
OH SHIT MAMA!
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DOOM 3 IS THE FUCKIN' SCARIEST GAME EVER!
You gots ppl comin though walls, dead getting back up after you blowed them up and jebus is no where in sight!
oh and we found the bet MAG ever!
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Festus
Wednesday, August 4, 2004 - 2:16 AM
Neutral no more
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Hey everyone, saw M. Night Shamalamalopotopolis's The Village which worked as the fuel for today's comic. We recently stumbled across a wonderful gem of a site, G-shack.com, which entertained us for a good couple hours and permanently changed the way we view Nutty Bars.
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Festus
Tuesday, August 3, 2004 - 3:32 AM
Greetings
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Hey everyone, what's up? While DeRusto's cookin' up somethin' special for you, I'll show you what else we've cooked up recently.

And it shall be called... The Gromlette!
Here's your instructions:
Ingredients:
1. six eggs, we used chicken ones, I guess reptile ones are ok to, monkey eggs would be good, but I bet they're endangered or something.
2. jelly/jam, we used grape, another common flavor would be strawberry, avoid applebutter at all costs, the Amish are evil.
3. The rest of the ingredients are really up to you, be sure to have some kind of strong non-sugary things, we used a decent amount of garlic, a small amount of onions and Tabasco peppers.
4. I think we put in Salt or something to.
Makin' tha' shit:
1. Dice vegetablish items and place into a receptacle.
2. Add desired amount of jelly/jam to vegetablites to receptacle and mix into a ghastly paste.
3. Break eggs into a blender/alternate receptacle.
4. Mix ghastly paste into eggs and, well, mix, of course.
5. Prepare pan or whatever the hell you want to use by greasing it with pretty much anything you want, or does grease it, your choice, pour liquefied death into cooking apparatus.
6. Cook until exterior is brown and pancakish.
7. Enjoy your official dioramastudios.com Gromlette. (Note, Ketchup and Tabasco sauce are both good choices for dipping/slathering.)
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DeRusto
Monday, August 2, 2004 - 4:48 AM
Greetings and salutations..
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Yadda yadda and all that, I'm posting from Festus' new apartment thingy. Not really a big thing for me since its just UPSTAIRS from my own place of residence. But yeah, carrying lots of stuff up those stairs is a real bitch, I'm glad we live on the first floor for that. Oh, and Festus, its spelled Kournikova..
Oh, in culinary news we have created the most awesomest breakfast type thingy in the world. It is dubbed "the gromlette". Pics and a recipe for it later as well, its late.. and I don't have access to the pics from here.
Anyway.. enough of this for now.. still have a bit of organization to do and then bedtime.. stay tuned for information on how you can make your very own gromlette!
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Festus
Monday, August 2, 2004 - 4:38 AM
Movin' on in
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Hi, At the new place, so we're moving all of our stuff in, well, we're technically not moving it in, since it's already in, but we're man-handling the task of putting it all in it's place. We'll have some pictures for you or something, and no, not Anna Kournicova pictures, is that how you spell Anna Cornicova? Khornhikhovah? Fuck, me bed.
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DeRusto
Saturday, July 31, 2004 - 10:59 PM
Bana, Eric Bana
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Take a look at these finds.
First is news of Eric Bana as the next Bond. Think what you will of that, good or bad.
The other thing I have is Orlando Bloom chosen to be the YOUNG Bond. Alright.. the young Bond, huh? What does that mean? A Bond prequel?? What is this world coming to?
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Indalecio
Saturday, July 31, 2004 - 4:58 PM
dumpsters
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That's where we got that couch we had to get rid of... and those chairs we didn't use. Of course, we actually could've kept the couch.
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DeRusto
Friday, July 30, 2004 - 2:12 AM
Peoper
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Yeah, good times rummaging the 'donation' location... if by that you mean the dumpster. Just admit it Festus..
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Festus
Friday, July 30, 2004 - 2:03 AM
♪ Tell me somethin' good ♫
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Well, I be all down here in the apartment somewhat adjacent to my future domicile and such, we're gettin' ready to move all our shit, along with the booty we salvaged at various local "donation" locations, into our, yeah, new... Ok, here's the comic, just put on some Barry White and enjoy.
AVP! AVP! AVP! AVP! So close I can taste it, now to DeRusto, because it's my turn with Jigglypuff.
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Festus
Wednesday, July 28, 2004 - 4:00 AM
Topwise, topwise!!
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Hey everyone, yes, I am still intermonetless, because apparently LaPorte City sucks and such, it's ok though, because it's movin' time!
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Indalecio
Monday, July 26, 2004 - 3:46 PM
yeah
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Which should be tomorrow around 11 am.
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DeRusto
Monday, July 26, 2004 - 4:40 AM
Also..
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Here isthe REAL latest comic. Seriously. I will fix that top link once my new motherboard gets here.
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DeRusto
Monday, July 26, 2004 - 4:37 AM
The creation process
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Hey everyone, here is the latest comic.
Hopefully you haven't noticed the lack of news on the front page lately. Well, if you have, I promise to get some news up for today.. just not now. :P
I promise I will!! Or maybe Festus..
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DeRusto
Friday, July 23, 2004 - 4:30 AM
Open heart, easy target
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;)
-DeRusto
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DeRusto
Thursday, July 22, 2004 - 7:08 PM
3.14285
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Today is Pi Approximation Day! So dubbed because the date, 22/7, is a common fraction used to approximate pi.. it comes out a little bigger at 3.14285...
Just thought I would let you all know.
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DeRusto
Wednesday, July 21, 2004 - 4:15 AM
Hey Kids!
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Just when I get back from California my computer apparently decides it is not happy with its current motherboard anymore! :( So I guess this means more fixing of the computer for me and less WoW Beta rants for you. Sad, I know.. but you will have to bear with me.. I haven't even been able to play much of the game to write of a good review of it for you. The reason I write this is because Festus has been getting on my case to write up a rant about the game. Well, sucks to you Festus!! And sucks to your assmar too!!
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Festus
Wednesday, July 21, 2004 - 1:21 AM
It's not always a sixty year old man
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Hey everyone, word and such, here be your comic, well my comic, well, of course, what's mine is yours, except my empty Bawls bottles, those are mine damnit!
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DeRusto
Monday, July 19, 2004 - 1:15 AM
W00t!
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I was waiting for Festus to post the comic so I could put this up..
Really, all I wanted to say is that I am back so you can stop worrying now. Oh, and Se�or Bogo is quite awesome if I say so myself.
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