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DeRusto
Wednesday, May 19, 2004 - 1:58 AM
What did I call it again??
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Yay! I'm back to my own computer where all my nifty programs are. I can function again!! Anyway.. new comic is up. It's a guest comic yet again because Festus' computer is being silly. So yeah.
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Festus
Monday, May 17, 2004 - 5:43 PM
Howdy all
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Not is much is new 'round here, except my Lucy has decided to be a bitch once again, oh, and for some reason TWC is raping us like no other, we've gone from 8th place to 50th, or from 700-something votes to 85.
As is natural for the majority of my posts I am inclined to say something about one or a few upcoming films, I have taken notice today of one that has been barely discussed and even less advertised, Darkness looks to be a nice change of pace from the usually sickeningly uplifting summer releases. In this movie is the delightfully odd Anna Paquin, who most people know from X-men and X-men , but few give her credit for great movies like 25th hour, unfortunately the computer I am using says www.rottentomatoes.com doesn't exist, so you may have to bother yourself with looking these films up on your own.
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Slamb
Monday, May 17, 2004 - 1:52 AM
Rebutle
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that last comment was ment as a joke! not to be take serously!
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Slamb
Monday, May 17, 2004 - 1:51 AM
New Day, New Comic, New Dollar, HOT DAM!
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Ok
I'll keep this simple festus's comp is dead so I'm thowing up the comic.
ummmmmm
DONT DO SCHOOL!
AND STAY IN DRUGS!
-Slamb out
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Festus
Saturday, May 15, 2004 - 3:43 PM
Crazy Brad and his biceps
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Yep, we just saw Troy last night, not a bad piece of cinematic swag if I do say so myself, I can understand why some critics didn't like it, they're asshats. Troy carries amazing visuals I haven't seen since Gladiator, and fight scenes that would make Jon Wu jealous. I noticed very quickly that Eric Bana had not been given enough credit in the trailers, where Bloom and Stamos were listed as the first two actors with Pitt running up third, he made one freakin' badass Hector, it's too bad he couldn't go Hulk on Agamemnon's armies. I especially enjoyed the accuracy of characters and circumstances, as far as Hollywood goes it was pretty damn close. While we're on the topic of accuracy, note was taken of the trailer for the "true" story of King Arthur, wherein Arthur and his knights wear Roman armor and Guinevere is now a woodland archer, although I was happy to get to see Keira Knightly's lovely visage in another film. That's all for right now, for more news and/or random spoutings tune in at any time after now, or stay if you like, or come back later, it all works out fine.
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DeRusto
Friday, May 14, 2004 - 12:19 AM
Screw it..
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I'll fix it later..if you are lucky.
In the meantime, here is a better link.
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DeRusto
Friday, May 14, 2004 - 12:14 AM
I don't remember the title..
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Alright, I'm all tired and shit.. I don't have any news for you tonight either. Here's the new comic anyway, enjoy.
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DeRusto
Thursday, May 13, 2004 - 5:41 AM
That's not right..
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I think what you really mean is "If DeRusto would start altering my posts, I would look like less of an ass." :P
I say this, of course, because the mistakes in the posts are made by you, rather than me. ;)
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Festus
Wednesday, May 12, 2004 - 10:45 PM
Gee thanks
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If Rusto would stop altering my posts I would look like less of an ass.
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Indalecio
Wednesday, May 12, 2004 - 2:26 PM
w00t
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goes to DeRusto. That's all I've got.
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DeRusto
Wednesday, May 12, 2004 - 11:45 AM
Cicadas
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Dude, the article says "Eastern" not "Western" :P
Yeah, that's all I got.
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Festus
Wednesday, May 12, 2004 - 10:18 AM
The Buzz
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Those of us who live anywhere in the western half of the United States may have an interesting several weeks ahead, in today's biology lesson we learn about our little red-eyed friends who are having their seventeen year family reunion as we speak, have fun mowing your lawns and defending your trees from attack, this brood is supposed to number in the billions, possibly even trillions.
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Slamb
Wednesday, May 12, 2004 - 12:55 AM
hello 1.2
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I am slamb the stranger to these parts
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DeRusto
Wednesday, May 12, 2004 - 12:39 AM
Festus, warrior princess.. I mean webdesigner
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Alright, Festus didn't want to have to type stuff up tonight. He just gave me today's comic and said, "You could talk about all the changes you made to the site." Well, I guess that's what I'm gonna do then.
Anyway.. you may have seen a few changes popping up lately, if you haven't then I guess I have to explain them to you! First, I added lots of pretty buttons at the bottom of the page. I only did it on the news page mainly because I'm lazy. The next thing I did was add a ad banner at the top of the page, again only on the news page. I decided this all looked pretty nifty so I would keep on going. Well, next I remembered that Festus was bitching about adding a Multimedia tab since we were slowly accumulating short videos that needed a home. Ok, I can do that..but I really dont have to seperately add the tab to all THREE pages and also a FOURTH page I would be making. So out of sheer laziness, I made a template for all the common parts of the pages. Technically this is more work, but it's also NOT more work if you catch my drift. Well, after making the template with the fancy new button already attached I decided to redo the email page. The email page again matches the rest of the site. Except, the logout page is retarded but I decided its good enough for now. In short, All of the pages now have ads plastered all over them and you can download videos. Cheers!
Oh yeah, I also put up my new avatar as to match my character in the comic. It's all nifty and stuff.
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Festus
Tuesday, May 11, 2004 - 1:22 AM
Just one of those days
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Yay, it's almost over, a day for the record books, for some reason the way this bad day started just sets it apart, it was one of those that you know is just going to suck ass. It all started with the attempt on my part to post a comic and news upon my return home at 12:15 A.M. I got the comic done with little or no apparent problem in Photoshop after less than a half an hour, but once I logged onto the internet, my 56k decided this day was starting off to well, so it put a curse on me, I knew as soon as I saw how slow the home site was loading, that this was going to be bad. Over the following two and a half hours I grew more and more agitated in my futile attempts to get anything other than a "cannot find server" window. At about three I finally managed to pinch off a news post, realizing all too late that the comic I had prepared wouldn't load, so I went to bed, and was of course unable to fall asleep for another hour. At some point during the night the power went out, resetting my clock, yippee. I woke up, the fact that I had negative five minutes to ready for work dawned on me quite rapidly. Once I arrived at work a fellow employee of mine, whom I like to refer to as "The Shebeast," informed me that the night before she had given me the wrong person's schedule, and that I didn't work for another two hours. Wow, this is getting long...
*intermission*
...Moving on, during my nine hours at work I experienced a cavalcade of those little odd-end things that don't bother someone when met few and far between, everything from a box slipping and knocking my glasses off to my headset cord catching on a knob when I pass by. Another little bonus in the day's bliss was the fact that, being on drive through, I encountered the pool-floaty and ear plug clad members of the gene pool. I have seriously never met someone who actually had the insight to ask "Does the cheese have to stick to the top bun like that?" Fighting off my urge to answer with "No, we can break the laws of physics for just 29 cents extra." And being freed from my black and white and red all over prison I returned home, only to realize that the lawn was to the point where it should have been mowed yesterday, over the next forty minutes I proceeded to test the ability of my lawn mower, I think the poor thing died thirty times over. I entered my refuge, a few minutes later preparing a nice steaming batch of ramen, then promptly spilling half of the scalding hot mix in my lap. I spent the remainder of this horrible day getting delay-raped in Gunbound. Now, it is Tuesday, this rant has exceeded a reasonable bitching post size, and I am tired, I bid you goodnight and fuck off.
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DeRusto
Monday, May 10, 2004 - 5:08 PM
Ok...
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I have finally decided on what I think is a halfway decent place for the larger, more common banner ads that the peoples like. To test it out, I have placed the ad for Towel Day up there. Towel Day, of course, is very important because it is a tribute to Douglas Adams, not to mention the usefulness of the towel itself. So I expect all of you to participate in Towel Day on the 25th.
Oh yeah, I hope you like the idea of banner ads up there. We won't ever have anything stupid, just cool sites with cool shit and friends' sites as well. So don't worry, it should be good all around.
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DeRusto
Monday, May 10, 2004 - 10:30 AM
Jeesh!
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Hey Festus, is that the best you could come up with? :P
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Festus
Monday, May 10, 2004 - 3:47 AM
Festus, such a lazy-ass scamp
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Good morning everyone, we haven't seen these boys for quite a while, and for good reason, one must be very selective in choosing just the right material... ah, who am I kidding? I save them for the times when I am just too damn lazy. I love'em anyway though, it's like having a bunch of children, and one of them is really smart, doesn't talk very much, and knows how to take care of themself, they're there, but... wow, that didn't really go anywhere did it?
Ah well, I might as well make up for the above incoherency by giving you some funky fresh news, like this sweet chin music, not only was I delighted by the idea of a sequel to a great B film such as Starship Troopers, but a special effects master at the helm? One can always appreciate some good sci-fi gore and acrange, I don't care if everything else about the film sucks. I would have more news for you but my 56k is being a bitch.
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Festus
Saturday, May 8, 2004 - 10:01 AM
Babam
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Sweer, just saw Van Helsing, I don't know why people have such a problem with these movies, it was a great B-movie. What most of the jackasses who review movies don't realize is that you can't compare all movies on one scale, Van Helsing is a special effects fest, it doesn't need an amazing storyline or plot. It was a fun movie damnit! There wasn't really much I didn't like about this film, the action was awesome, the special effects were incredible, Kate Beckinsale, Ugnaughts! It had frickin' Ugnaughts! Everything about the werewolf kicked ass, Frankenstein's monster was cool, Kate Beckinsale, the brides were some crazy-ass bitches, Kate Beckinsale, and Dracula, holy shit. Yep, it may not win any awards but Van Helsing is good hokey fun for all.
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DeRusto
Friday, May 7, 2004 - 3:56 PM
Blar..
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You heard me!
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Festus
Friday, May 7, 2004 - 1:23 AM
TYJDD, the first
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Ahhhh, being done with classes feels pretty damn great, that's about all I have right now, so here's your Friday fix, better ration though, it has to last you the whole weekend.
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Festus
Wednesday, May 5, 2004 - 10:45 AM
Yay crazy little demon things!
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Happy hump day to all, I am feeling particularly chipper today for no apparent reason, especially considering that due to finals week I had to park in what would be considered Illinois. I've got some pretty good news for you today, starting with proof of the perpetual growth of abusive behavior, had he not given it to a thirteen year old special needs child I would have thought it to be pretty funny. On the topic of the brain, this brain doctor claims he can determine how an athlete will perform based on facial expression and body movement. And, have you ever had problems in your cell block determining what channel will be watched? God knows I have, but Mr. Krahmer is now above those worries. Lastly, how can I do a news post without saying something about the movie world? First of all, Johnny Depp is the man, secondly, Pirates of the Caribbean rocked major monkeyass, and the sequel also looks promising, slotted for somewhere in 2K5. Now, some of you may have known that Deppy based his mannerisms for Jack Sparrow off of his good friend Keith Richards, whom he wishes to thank by offering a cameo in the next film.
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Festus
Wednesday, May 5, 2004 - 12:20 AM
Part two, the macabre
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Ah, as I have said there are only two sure things in life, death and malice, not necessarily in that order. I guess there's few things I could add to the list, like finals, and pooping, I guess finals aren't that bad, whatwith the art classes being predominantly of the female persuasion, speaking of heavenly bodies, I took this picture of tonight/this morning's badass moon.
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DeRusto
Monday, May 3, 2004 - 8:42 PM
Are you happy now, Indal?
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Anyway, I'm about to post links to some way awesome stuff. I don't think I've shown you guys these yet, but if I have, well..bite me!
I normally don't learn about things that happened before I was born, but The Lake Peigneur Disaster is pretty damn cool.
In more recent news, it appears someone is making an awesome update to System Shock 2 that will make it more shnazzy and less old looking. I guess that's a good thing. Also, Some dudes are making their own Tivo-esque thingy. It looks pretty sweer so far.
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