 |
|
|
Festus
Monday, November 3, 2003 - 10:09 AM
Newflash, No one CARES!
|
|
|
|
On MSNBC the creator of survivor is shielding his groin, apparently fans of survivor are pissed about something, I wouldn't know having never watched a cumulative fifteen minutes of the show! I guess they are bringing people back who were kicked off, the director defends it as a way to spice things up, "so you don�t start assuming it�s the same game.� Hey, dumbass, this is Survivor SEVEN, it IS the same game!
|
|
|
|
Festus
Sunday, November 2, 2003 - 11:53 PM
When did 11:00 become so late?
|
|
|
|
We're gonna play a little game, it's called 'I'm done with the comic and I'm going to bed,' there'll be news tomorrow or something, here, play some pool ya vultures!
|
|
|
|
Festus
Saturday, November 1, 2003 - 5:29 PM
So, news huh
|
|
|
|
I got some news for ya, You gotta love Palisades, I do, they are one of a very select few toy companies who take the time and effort to make their shit look exceptionally good, and this fifth in the Muppet series promises some great characters, but oh so much more than that, great accessories, good props are oh so hard to find, and Palisades raises the bar, from Chris Redfield's shotgun's working forend to the amazing miscellaneous items that can be obtained in one blister package of any Muppets figure. Yes, toy development has come a long way from the tin and wooden toys of ancient history, the brittle premature plastic back in the day, to the combination of various vinyl fabric and whatever else they can jam in there now.
Also, I would like to give another w00t out for McFarlane for announcing the next wave of Matrix figures, even though the Neo and Trinity of their first wave were somewhat rigid in their explosive poses, they were indeed perfect for display, and this next wave promises some excellent craftsmanship as well as that wonderful chair that accompanies the next Morpheus, it should work nicely for a new section of the comic I am formulating.
|
|
|
|
Festus
Friday, October 31, 2003 - 10:12 PM
w00tw00t!!!
|
|
|
|
Funny stuff on your site - Best wishes from the staff here! And Happy Halloween.
Thank you,
Corrinne Robinson, McFarlane Toys
|
|
|
|
Festus
Friday, October 31, 2003 - 1:07 AM
Hallowhatsit?
|
|
|
|
Halloween huh, well, I guess I probably should have worked some relevance into this then huh? Anyway, I haven't run accross too much interesting news today, mainly because it's not exactly today yet. Well, let's see here, I'm sure I can find something... Ah, wait, no-ah-ha! Here_ya_go, now, that's all the halloween spirit I can pull out of my ass for right now.
|
|
|
|
Festus
Thursday, October 30, 2003 - 1:40 PM
Um, OW!
|
|
|
|
Anybody remember the fear of being eaten by an escalator? Well, I had gotten over it until I ran accross this, I would like to take a moment to welcome back the nightmares and say goodbye to the second floor of the mall forever.
|
|
|
|
Festus
Wednesday, October 29, 2003 - 8:50 PM
They chose the right man
|
|
|
|
Haha! I had doubts that Arnold was the right man for politics, but now, having witnessed THAT, I am convinced not a better man exists.
Aside from that, I don't have too much news for you right now, I'm just patiently waiting for this weekend, that is when I shall have my new machine! Muah-hahahaha! Byebye crapfest-built-by-tard! I'll still have dial-up though, damn the requirement of money in exchange for services!
|
|
|
Indalecio
Wednesday, October 29, 2003 - 3:48 PM
...wow
|
|
|
|
1
that's all I have to say.
... oh, and 2
Other than that, yeah, Kill Bill is fantastic. If you haven't seen it, you suck. If you think it sucks, please die.
|
|
|
|
Festus
Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 7:59 PM
How can words even come close?
|
|
|
|
コミックブック
Ok, I'm sure most of you have seen at least one of Tarentino's movies, and I'm sure you probably enjoyed it/them, whether it be the sheer funniocity (That's a word, right?) of Pulp Fiction, or the shudder you get every time you hear "Stuck in the middle with you", and of course Jackie Brown, don't even get me started, anyway. Kill Bill, Volume One, the only thing that I didn't absolutely love was the fact that I have to wait until February to see the rest! This movie managed to surprise me in several ways, the first and foremost was the fact that other people in the theater, people who, on entering, appeared to be the typical "I don't get it" crowd, but damn! No one in that theater did not love what they saw, no matter how embellished, goofy or bizarre. Which brings me to my next point, today people are annoyed by any little unrealistic quality, the Contra factor pisses people off, I once heard someone complaining that the hero was beating too many people at once, that's the point! If the hero of a movie such as this could only handle one enemy at a time, what would be the point? Uma would be dead and we'd miss out on the delightfully cartoonish plethora of carnage and diluted red water!
"Kill Bill takes a cue from Spaghetti Western master Sergio Leone and turns every little twist and turn into a giant-sized operatic odyssey."
-- Jeffrey M. Anderson, more_at_Rotten_Tomatoes.
I encourage anyone who hasn't spent the six-eight dollars on a small paper pass to glory to do so as soon as possible, and for those who already have, to do so again!
|
|
|
|
Festus
Sunday, October 26, 2003 - 10:18 PM
Well then
|
|
|
|
Alright, I know it's a little old, but in the latest comic I decided to portray a small fraction of how psychotically people are reacting, if you wish to ream me because of my aforementioned stand, please do_so.
|
|
|
DeRusto
Sunday, October 26, 2003 - 1:20 AM
On a related note
|
|
|
|
I can wiggle my big toe on my left foot independently as well. :P
|
|
|
|
Festus
Sunday, October 26, 2003 - 1:03 AM
Stupid Saturday
|
|
|
|
I like Saturdays normally, but this one was odd, it had the seeming of a Tuesday, you know, the whole 'hey, it's not Monday, but there's still four days left before the weekend' thing. I spent all day wanding Amelessly, stopping only for forty minutes to watch a chunk of crappy sci-fi film that left the taste of egg and cardboard in my mind. I did, on a lighter note, discover something great about myself, I can now wiggle my big toe on my left foot completely independantly of the others, those of you scoffing right now, who are right-handed, should try this on your left foot, it's tough, I swore at my toe more today than I ever have at the red-beard dude that speaks before the movie starts.
|
|
|
|
Festus
Saturday, October 25, 2003 - 3:35 AM
Boom Baby!
|
|
|
|
Alright, thanks to my obsessivce compulsiveness and Rusto's, uh, goodness at phpness, we now have around sixty comics in archive, bwahaha!
|
|
|
|
DeRusto
Saturday, October 25, 2003 - 2:23 AM
Current time: 1:21AM
|
|
|
|
This is a test of the emergency broadcasting system. If this had been a real emergency, this message would be followed by a long, harrowning tone from your PC speakers. This is just a test. Thank you and good night.
|
|
|
|
Festus
Friday, October 24, 2003 - 10:34 PM
w00t
|
|
|
|
Thanks to Slamb's mad-Wal-mart-skills I was able to purchase my own digital camera, bwaha! No more borrowing for me!
|
|
|
|
DeRusto
Thursday, October 23, 2003 - 7:47 PM
Blah
|
|
|
|
Well, I JUST finished my crazy CPRE210 lab...that took forever. I guess its time to venture home.
|
|
|
|
Festus
Thursday, October 23, 2003 - 2:39 PM
Oh, by the way
|
|
|
|
Go vote for a movie villain! And hell no, Freddy and Jason are not options, nor is Leatherface.
|
|
|
|
Festus
Thursday, October 23, 2003 - 2:31 PM
News of the day
|
|
|
|
Alright, I guess we should start doing the whole postage of news and such... anywho, Today I am planning on going to Texas Chainsaw Massacre, why you ask? I'm not sure, I'm convinced the movie will most likely not be anywhere near great, I mean after seeing Kill Bill Volume One I think only Volume Two (Or possibly Matrix Revolutions) could bring me to a state of drooling consternation. I would like to take you all back, back to that trailer during 28 Days Later (or whatever you saw it in), a trailer depicting two of the most bastardized horror movie icons, I'm speaking, of course, of Freddy vs. Jason. Every time I saw this trailer it took all of my strength to abstain from throwing Indal at the screen. Yet, when the film came out, a strange predilection presented itself to me, and, after work, I payed $7.00 to see the movie, the very movie that just a day earlier I had sworn that I would penetrate my groin with a rusty fork in stay of submitting my eyes to such torment. But, after two hours I realized something, my popcorn was running low, and I was getting to that stuff, you know, how it's all greasy and burns your lips? But even worse, I realized I was enjoying it, I had embraced the madness, and I liked it. I believe that the reason the movie appealed to me was the fact that it was able to make fun of itself, I expected it to be retarded and juvenile, and it was, and it knew that, and it played off of that well. That is why, again, I am going to shell out $7.00 in the hopes that I may emerge from the sticky-floored aisle having gained nothing, but maintaining my respect of the cinema world.
|
|
|
|
Festus
Thursday, October 23, 2003 - 10:09 AM
Ew
|
|
|
|
We don't want to know what you do in your free time.
|
|
|
|
Indalecio
Thursday, October 23, 2003 - 3:12 AM
wickedsick
|
|
|
|
think they'll get it?
|
|
|
|
DeRusto
Thursday, October 23, 2003 - 1:28 AM
First Post of the new day!
|
|
|
|
w00t! first post!
|
|
|
|
Festus
Thursday, October 23, 2003 - 1:28 AM
Yarr?
|
|
|
|
who with the wahtnow?
|
|
|
|
Festus
Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 7:36 PM
niiiiiiiiiice
|
|
|
|
Lookin' good
I think that's all I have to say...
yep
|
|
|
|
DeRusto
Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 5:58 PM
Go post stuff!
|
|
|
|
Go post in the forums about what topics you want to see there. This is for anyone, but since the webmasters are the only people that see this page anyway, its only for webmasters!:P
|
|
|
|
DeRusto
Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 5:33 PM
There was much rejoicing.
|
|
|
|
My mouse is out of the hospital now, he is doing well. I am slowly introducing him to his normal everyday tasks again. Being in the charger overnight seems to cause a bit of atrophy.
|
|
« Newer posts | Older posts »
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
